THE LANGALIST
8-Apr-98

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa About BrowserTune,
HotSpots, Columns, Tips & Tricks, and Other Activities

THIS ISSUE:

  • LANGALIST Returns
  • Windows "Magic"
  • Apple's iMac: Salvation or Sideshow?
  • Win98 and Microsoft's Legal Woes
  • An Award
  • New Version of IE ("IE5") Out Soon
  • Another IE4 Bug
  • Don't Buy This Product!
  • Over 1,000 New HotSpots!
  • Much More!

HE'S BA-A-A-A-CK!
It's been a while since the last LANGALIST. I ran into a series of---now solved!---technical problems. I was off in the weeds for a while, but I'm happy to say the LIST is back on track.

If you're interested in the specifics of what went wrong---it is kind of morbidly fascinating, the way a car crash or burning building is 8-)---I'll include that info at the end of this email.

Please also note that I'm no longer mailing the HTML version of the List. You can always get an HTML version of the latest LangaList in the What's New section of http://www.langa.com; but the HTML email attachment is gone in an attempt to streamline and simplify the mailing.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN WINDOWS "MAGIC?"
Arthur C. Clark's "third law" is, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." I'd like to propose a variation: "Any sufficiently obscure technology can be indistinguishable from magic."

Here's an example: Sometimes, for no reason I can fathom, one or another of my Dial-Up connections will cease functioning. Seemingly out of the blue, I'll start getting "cannot negotiate a compatible set of protocols" error messages. The modem will dial out fine, the connection will be made, but I just plain won't be able to log onto the network.

Peeking inside the applet doesn't help. All the settings will be exactly as they should be. Erasing the settings and re-entering them has no effect.

But one thing does work: I'll delete broken connection, and recreate it from scratch with exactly the same settings as before. Guess what? Even though the applet has exactly the same name and user settings, what was previously broken now works: Magic.

Well, OK, not really. Chances are something got munged in the network software plumbing; some bit got flipped or some invisible setting got altered in such a way that user-level diddling couldn't detect or fix it. But deleting the connection and rebuilding it---even thought it looked 100% identical from the outside---set things right.

As I said: Magic.

Chances are many of you use some kind of "magic" fix when the gremlins strike and rational fixes don't work. I'll tell you of some more "magic" fixes, and I'd love to hear yours, too! Let's convene a silicon coven and share our list of useful high-tech spells and incantations...Watch for my column this week on the WinMag site---you can link to it via http://content.techweb.com/winmag/.


GODSEND, OR TOO LITTLE/TOO LATE?
You probably heard and saw coverage of the newly announced iMac (see http://www.apple.com/thinkdifferent/whoahw.html).

When it ships, the $1300 box will come reasonably well-equipped with a 233MHz PowerPC G3 processor, 512K cache, 32MB of RAM, a 4GB hard drive, Mac OS 8.1, two USB ports, an infrared port, keyboard, mouse, a 24x speed CD-ROM drive, a built-in 15-inch monitor, a 33Kbps modem, and built-in stereo speakers.

It also looks very cool---it's not just another angular beige box.

A year ago, the iMac probably would have rocked the world and jump-started Apple's sales. It would have reaffirmed the beliefs of the MacFaithful and won new converts from the Wintel camp.

But in light of today's market, the iMac comes with a couple of big "Gotchas!" that led me to think the iMac won't make much of a difference in the long run. I wrote about the gotchas in my current CMPnet column (http://www.langa.com/badlink.htm ) which runs through Tuesday (5/19). The Mac fanatics are after my hide, and basically think I'm just Mac-bashing. Some are claiming the iMac (at 233MHz) is faster than a 400MHz Pentium II (!), and that it will be a huge success.

What about you? Please check out the column via the above link, and then join in the very, very heated discussion!

WIN98 AND MICROSOFT'S LEGAL PROBLEMS
I have a special report on Win98 ready for all regular readers of the LANGALIST, but I can't release it until I know whether there will be a Win98, or if it will be the same one I've been using in beta. The legal mess looks like it will come to a head this week, so I'm hoping to have the special Win98 coverage posted for you next week. Stay tuned for the URL!

Meanwhile, I'll be hosting a discussion on Win98---and how Microsoft could have gotten out of this mess---this week on CMPnet. Please stop by at http://www.langa.com/badlink.htm starting this Wednesday (5/20) and join in the discussion!

AWARDS
I'm happy to say the LANGALIST was named a top 5 pick by the eZines Database. (see http://www.dominis.com/Zines/Top/1998/01/) Thanks to all who voted!

IE5 DUE SOON; NEW IE4 BUGS SURFACE
A beta, or prototype of IE5, should be out very, very soon. Meanwhile, if you're using IE4, you should note that you can unknowingly break your browser by installing new components. Unfortunately, many sites automatically stuff new ActiveX components on your system as you surf, and any one of these can cause parts of IE4 to stop working.
Fortunately the fix is easy, although geeky. Shut down IE4, then:

1.Click Start, and then click Run.

2.In the Open box, type the following line: regsvr32 actxprxy.dll

3.Click OK, and then click OK again when you receive the following message: DllRegisterServer in actxprxy.dll succeeded.

4.Click Start, and then click Run.

5.In the Open box, type the following line: regsvr32 shdocvw.dll

6.Click OK, and then click OK again when you receive the following message: DllRegisterServer in shdocvw.dll succeeded.

If this doesn't work, your best bet is to uninstall and reinstall IE4. This is a major pain, but it's a sure way to correct all manner of subtle problems that can crop up with the browser.

BTW, BrowserTune98 offers free tests for the overall "health" of any browser. You can, for example, test for the most common symptom of a broken browser---a malfunctioning "target" function---in less than a minute. Click on over to HTTP://WWW.BROWSERTUNE.COM and check it out!



AVOID THIS PRODUCT!
I'll write more on this later, but I had to warn you about this right away.

I loved the 2GB parallel port Ditto tape drive, and still have one. The docs were a bit weak, but I got it running with little trouble and use it regularly for total system backups.

I was very interested when Iomega released to 10GB "Ditto Max Professional', and sprung $300 for one.

I installed the hardware on four different machines and couldn't get it to work. I tried Iomega's fax-back service three times, and never got even a single fax sent back to me. I tried all their online docs, but they didn't help. Iomega's tech support is $15 per call---and I refuse, on principle, to pay $15 for tech phone support to solve a problem I *know* I did not cause through stupidity or failure to follow the instructions.

I sent the internal unit back and exchanged it for an external, which I figured would have fewer compatibility issues. No such luck.

The hardware seems fine, but the software is very funky, and the docs and tech support are awful.

Even if the patient people at CDW take the hardware back, I'm still out $120 on used, and now useless, tapes. Grrrr. Iomega's stock has been taking a beating lately, and man, if my experience with the new Dittos is indicative, they really deserve it. I'd recommend avoiding the new Ditto drives at all costs.

OVER 1,000 NEW HOTSPOTS!
I've been working through an incredible flood of HotSpots nominees lately and have added over 1,000 new URLs in the form of formal HotSpots and "Reader's Choice" picks. Earlier in the year, the quality of new sites seems to dip--- maybe it was the holidays, maybe something else, but there weren't a lot of stellar new sites. That's changed, and I've very glad to report that the quality of sites is as high as ever! Come check 'em out at http://www.browsertune.com/flanga/hotspots.htm.


OK, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH THE LANGALIST?
About a month ago, I went through one of the ugliest, most-painful and embarrassing technical snafus of my life: I sent out a copy of the LANGALIST normally, but somewhere on the net, a mail server or relay choked on several addresses. The server bounced back whole chunks of the list in such a way that the originating server then sent out those entire portions of the list again---but with the bad addresses still inside. This causes a second bounce, which caused a third, which... well, you get the idea. It was email Ping-Pong with thousands of addresses in each bounce.

None of this happened on my PC. It was all out in cyberspace, totally beyond my reach. Because I CC myself on all email I send out, I was getting flooded with these bounce-mails, too. I tried to dissect the raw email headers to find out where the bounces were originating. I worked with several helpful email gurus around the web, but to little avail. Eventually, the bounces stopped, but not before a significant number of readers received a significant number of duplicate emails from me.

If you were one, I sincerely apologize. I detest spam, and have never sent an unsolicited mass emailing. It was deeply embarrassing to have email from me unintentionally filling people's mailboxes.

It was also painful. Although many readers assumed it was just a tech glitch, some assumed I was somehow doing this deliberately. Even though the LANGALIST is free, done on my own time and on my own dime, they assumed I was spamming them. I got literally thousands of angry emails---it's a large mailing list--- that typically began with began with sentences like "F**K YOU, you scummy spammer!" I answered all the emails, and honored every request to be removed from the mailing list.

I can smile about it now, but when you get a couple thousand emails like that, it's a little hard to stay motivated to produce more free newsletters.

A few folks were upset enough to try to get my web host to pull my account; others tried to get my ISP to shut me down. Two reported me to the InterNIC. Sigh.

Fortunately, the ISP and web host folks getting these complaints realized what was going on. Even if they had shut my accounts, it would have had no effect on the bounces because they were happening out in web-land somewhere, and not on my system or in anything I could control. Plus, you need only read the LIST to realize it's not a get-rich-quick mailing or a sex-site come-on. 8-)

Anyway, I've changed software and procedures, and have done everything I can to ensure that nothing on my end will cause further duplicates or bounces. But I can't control what happens out of the web, and so all I can do is promise that my part of it will work. If you did, or do, get duplicates, I sincerely apologize.

One alternative I hope to avoid is to move the list to a professional list-host. This would cost me a significant amount of money, so I'd have to charge a token fee to recover my costs. I don't want to do this, so I'll keep trying the totally free method... which is why you're getting this newsletter again. 8-)

A FAVOR?
If you're glad the LIST is back, could you ask a friend to sign up? The only compensation I get for producing this letter is seeing the new subscriber list grow and knowing that people want to read it. If you like the LIST, you probably have a friend who does too---could you please forward this issue to them, and suggest they sign up? It's free and easy--- and I'll thank you for it!

COMING UP
Exclusive Win98 Coverage just for LANGALIST subscribers
New brain-dead easy backup methods
Two Fabulous New Products
A FrontPage Bug
Test Driving a 400MHz Pentium II
Much, Much More!


See you next week!

Fred (fred@langa.com)

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