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The LangaList
Standard Edition

2000-12-21
2000-Dec-21

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

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1) More Uses For Old AOL (And Other) CDs
2) Locked Out of "Windows Update?"
3) Two Quick Q&As
4) Plus! Update
5) Five Wishes For 2001
6) Last Week To Enter December's FREE Drawing
7) Opera & Cydoor Update...
8) ... And A Beonix/Mozilla Update
9) Reader Sites!
10) More Reader-Recommended Anti-Virus Tools
11) Brief Holiday Hiatus
12) Just For Grins

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1) More Uses For Old AOL (And Other) CDs

Signal mirrors (heliographs) for hikers and boaters--- clock faces--- microwave fireworks---  paint palettes for kids--- entry-level astronomical diffraction gratings---clay "pigeon" substitutes--- model rocket fins--- the list keeps growing and growing.

Got a novel use for old CDs? Looking for something to do with them besides tossing 'em in the trash?

Check out the suggestions at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/26.htm, and then click on "Join the discussion" to add your own!

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2) Locked Out of "Windows Update?"

Reader  Don Zimmermann wrote:

Dear Fred: Your newsletter is terrific and a constant source of useful information. I hope you can suggest an answer to this particular Windows 98 quirk that has me baffled.

...If you click on the Tools Menu on the Internet Explorer browser, there is an option called Windows Update... an excellent way to keep my Windows 98 system in good running order. [But when] I went on the Internet and clicked it, immediately a new window was created, filling the entire screen. It has the flying Windows logo on the left side, followed by the following words "Thank you for your interest in Windows Update. Your organization has decided to provide software updates internally rather than through Windows Update. To download updates for your Windows computer, please see your network administrator."

My computer is not part of a network and, therefore, there is no "network administrator"; it is my own personal desktop system, a Gateway Pentium II 400. My ISP is NetZero. I called tech support at Gateway; they had no idea how to get past this. I then called tech support at NetZero; they had never heard this problem before...

Sometimes the error message is a more curt: "Windows Update was disabled by your System Administrator." But no matter how it's worded, it's baffling when it happens to you and there is no such network prohibition in place.

If you get such a message incorrectly, you can find an explanation and a fix at
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q228/5/48.ASP

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3) Two Quick Q&As

Here are a couple reader questions that you may have run into yourself--- or maybe one day will:

Dear Fred, Do you know a way to print the setup of my computer? Print screen does not work, it prints garbage or just one line. --- Wiel Klerken

Right click on "My Computer," and select Properties. Then click the Device Manager tab and then click the Print button. You'll then get a dialog with several choices. If you select the "All devices..." option, be sure you have plenty of paper on hand: the print out can go on for quite a while!

My computer will spontaneously reboot....usually in the middle of something I am working on....there is no commonality as to what application I am doing....it is as if the damn (sorry) thing has a mind of its own and decides to shut down and restart. I lose all my data and...well...become highly upset. errrr....the thing has no problem shutting down....though it doesn't like to restart from the start menu...(go to shut-down...hit restart...the thing shuts down....but wont restart...I have to turn it off and manually restart it)...dont know if there is any connection....I downloaded the shutdown fix.....but it hasn't helped... any suggestions? ---Mitch Kanefsky

Spontaneous reboots are usually either *severe*software errors, or (more likely, nowadays) hardware problems--- overheating, shorting, loose connections, etc. I'd open the case and clean/reset everything, if I were you, and make sure all cooling fans are spinning and unobstructed.

And, if that doesn't help, there are tons more suggestions on a step-by-step hard and software troubleshooting here:
http://content.techweb.com/winmag//library/1998/1001/fea0045.htm

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4) Plus! Update

I've been getting some great reader mail like this:

I got this weeks email announcing the release of LangaList Plus... I just wanted to send a short note to say 'about bloody' time. Your newsletter has always been an informative welcome arrival and a pleasure to read. I have often wondered how you manage to do it, when only supported by a relatively small number of adverts. I have subscribed, will continue to do so and look forward to more of the great writing style and content that we have come to look forward to. --- Colin

Thanks, Colin--- and everyone else who wrote and subscribed. <g>

This free version--- the "Standard Edition"  you're now reading--- will go on unchanged, as before. (And if you like the free version, please do click the ad links--- your clicks are what allows me to be able to offer it for free!) But the Plus! version can differ in length, format and frequency because it can break away from the constraints that an ad-based publication must deal with.

You might also guess from the vernacular in the above note that Colin's not from the US. <g> And in fact, the LangaList Plus is set up so people can sign up from almost anywhere on the planet. It's especially easy from Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, the United Kingdom and (of course) the US.

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5) Five Wishes For 2001

Although they were penned only a year apart, in 1949 and 1950, two visions for the then-distant future--- though both grossly wrong--- couldn't have been more different: First, there was Orwell’s1949 opus, Nineteen Eighty Four. Anyone older than 25 or so was probably old enough and aware enough in the actual year 1984 to note how different the world was from Orwell's dark and depressing vision. Fortunately, for the most part, that vision largely did not come to pass.

Just a year later in 1950, Arthur C. Clarke published "The Sentinel," which would be reworked and combined with other short stories over the next 18 years eventually to emerge in more-familiar form as 2001: A Space Odyssey. The movie’s completely non-Orwellian ending features a resilient and technologically-empowered humanity facing a future that’s as full of possibilities as the newborn that fills the screen in the closing seconds of the film.

Now, it's almost 2001 for real, and (alas!) most of Clarke's vision also hasn't come to pass. It would be wonderful to write this column and express wishes for 2001 that might include things like a "Desktop HAL," or Priceline-level lowball tickets on the Pan Am Orbital Shuttle; or good places to get Christmas Bushbabies… But that's not how it's worked out.

Although it’s surely not the future envisioned by Clarke and Kubrick, next year's tech scene could still be pretty good, if some wishes come true. I've collected my top-five (mostly serious <g>) tech wishes in my year-end Monitor column at Byte.Com; the column will go live over the Holidays at http://www.byte.com/index/monitor . (If you arrive early, you'll see the previous column--- e-Lections and i-Voting--- at the top of the page.)

Please come check out my five tech wishes for the New Year. And then please share yours in the Byte Newsgroups either by clicking to http://www.byte.com/nntp/monitor or by using your newsreader to news.cmpnet.com, and from there to cmpnet.byte.monitor. Join in!

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6) Last Week To Enter December's FREE Drawing

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7) Opera & Cydoor Update...

In discussing the new "bannerware" or "adware" version of Opera (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-12-14.htm#1) I mentioned it uses the Cydoor ad-banner service.

Jon S. von Tetzchner, who works at Opera, saw that item and wrote to clarify what's going on between Opera and Cydoor:

Dear Fred, I just saw your article on Opera 5. Thank you for your kind remarks on the program. We do our best to satisfy the needs of our users.

There are a couple of things that are wrong in the article, though. There is no Cydoor code in Opera. We wrote all the code our selves. This allows us to make sure that privacy is ensured and keep the speed high, which obviously is of great importance to us. For total information about what Opera does and does not do and full technical information about our implementation of ads in Opera, please see http://www.operasoftware.com/privacy/#opera5 This even includes specification of the protocols Opera uses to connect to Cydoor servers.

Thanks, Jon. That's actually a relief: Some Opera users have used packet-sniffers to see what's being exchanged, and have found that the Opera programmers seem to have done a good job in enabling access to Cydoor's ad servers without creating security holes for Opera users.

For more info, see also:

http://www.opera.com/opera5/ads.html
http://www.opera.com/privacy/adinfo.html

http://www.myopera.com/people/howcome/2000/opera5/acp.html

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8) ... And A Beonix/Mozilla Update

Reader Bruce Davis did some digging into the Beonex browser ( http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-12-07.htm#3 ) and developed an interesting opinion:

Just thought you should know. Beonex communicator is nothing more than a Beonex "branded" release of one of the Mozilla nightly snapshots available from mozilla.org. You can actually download (as I did) Mozilla 0.6 completed 6 December 2000. This is truly Netscape 6 without all the AOL add ons. This release is also much more stable than the one from Beonex. You can download Mozilla 0.6 here http://www.mozilla.org/releases/ There are pre-compiled versions for Win32, MacOS, Linux and OpenVMS, with other versions promised.

Thanks, Bruce!

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9) More Reader Sites!

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm , and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

View A Randomly-Chosen Reader Site From Among the hundreds Listed
http://www.langa.com/cgi-local/rand_link.pl

Manually Browse All Posted-to-Date Sites Starting At
http://www.langa.com/readersites.htm

Ice Skating
http://www.jacksonskates.com/html/dj_links.html

Finoola Harkin (jazz)
http://www.iprimus.ca/~dost/yourjazz.htm

"Atomic Weasel"
http://members.home.net/1callen/

Bill Dube
http://webpages.charter.net/bdube/

Nascar Die Cast
http://home.att.net/~scottie2/nascar1-24.html

Barbara's Pages
http://www.alberni.net/bcooper/

Rico (FLA)
http://www3.50megs.com/rico/Niko.html

In-Home Computer Training and Repair
http://www.philbrickconsulting.net/

Webmaster Services
http://www.goldstats.com/

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10) More Reader-Recommended Anti-Virus Tools

Many readers have suggested additional free AV tools:

The section of your 12-14 newsletter ( http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-12-14.htm#9 )about free Anti-Virus programs reminded me of one I've used for a while but haven't seen mentioned here. An excellent add-on program that works in conjunction with standard AV programs is MailCleaner (from http://www.mailcleaner.com/  ). It's sole purpose is to scan incoming email and doesn't interfere with Norton, McAfee etal. I use it along with Inoculate PE and TheCleaner (shareware trojan scanner from http://www.moosoft.com/ ). I've found that NO AV program is perfect so getting a second, or even a third, opinion is a good practice ) Great newsletter!!!--- Kevin Mefford

Why don't you give eSafe Desktop a mention in your newsletter. This is also a free highly recommended Pro-Active anti-virus tool. You can get more info from http://www.ealaddin.com/esafe . ---Debbie Cohen-Abravanel

Hello. I continue to like your newsletter and am looking forward to the Plus edition. Thanks for all the work you put into it. Here is another free antivirus tool which has been around a long time. I use it myself and I think it is quicker than the others, and it is updated regularly. It is F-Prot. The latest version is fp-308b.zip at ftp://ftp.simtel.net/pub/simtelnet/msdos/virus/   [Note: You'll need to grab the definitions, too. Look for fp-def.zip in the same directory.] It is a true DOS program. This has it's own pros and cons. On the one hand, it is not a Windows app so it does not have the GUI people have come to expect, but since it is a true DOS app it can be run from floppy boot disks.  --- Tony Baechler

hey fred.. just to say i love your newsletter..i just got 2000-12-14 and i noticed some AV apps..the one i use (As a backup) is at http://www.housecall.antivirus.com  it's free and web-based (in case of a nasty bit of code that attacks your AV program first) .its found more than my norton has and it cleans automatically too.--- Dallas Barnett

Thanks to all who wrote in!

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11) Brief Holiday Hiatus

Happy Holidays to you all! I'll be taking a short break, but will be back after New Year's Day.

Here's hoping your 2001 is a great one!

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12) Just For Grins

Reader Gordon Berkley sends along another couple of Beatle song lyrics, re-written for the geek set:

Write in C ("Let it Be")
------------------------

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers
"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.

Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

 

Something
---------

Something in the way it fails,
Defies the algorithm's logic!
Something in the way it coredumps...

I don't want to leave it now
I'll fix this problem somehow

Somewhere in the memory I know,
A pointer's got to be corrupted.
Stepping in the debugger will show me...

I don't want to leave it now
I'm too close to leave it now

You're asking me can this code go?
I don't know, I don't know...

What sequence causes it to blow?
I don't know, I don't know...

Something in the initializing code?
And all I have to do is think of it!
Something in the listing will show me...

I don't want to leave it now
I'll fix this tonight I vow!

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Fred
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