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2000-10-26
2000-Oct-26

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) An Easy Fix Made Hard (Hyperterminal)...
2) ...And A Hard Fix Made Easy
3) Netscape 6
4) BrowserTune 2001
5) Two Great Books
6) Last Days To Enter October's FREE Book Drawing
7) May I Say The B-Word?
8) They Loaded The Code
9) Brand-New "URL Discombobulator"
10) Just For Grins
More!

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1) An Easy Fix Made Hard (Hyperterminal)...

A Microsoft error meant that many people had trouble with the Hyperterminal patch referenced in the last newsletter ( http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-10-23.htm#2 ). Microsoft either posted the patches incorrectly or simply posted bad patches. As a result, they didn't work for many people. Sigh.

Although Hyperterminal is shipped with Windows, it actually isn't a Microsoft product: It's made by Hilgraeve, Inc., and Hilgraeve also offers a patched version of the software, for free, from their site.

The Hilgraeve FAQ on Hyperterminal's security problem is at http://www.hilgraeve.com/company/press/1999-2000/001019htpe61.html and their download page (which has links that work) is at http://www.hilgraeve.com/htpe/download.html

If you had trouble with Microsoft's patch links, try the Hilgraeve site instead.

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2) ...And A Hard Fix Made Easy

Sometimes, it's too easy to slip into "deep geek" mode and make mountains out of technical molehills.

I was reminded of this the other day when my CDR started generating unusual noises--- and write-errors!

Yikes! I depend on my CDR for my backups. I *need* it to work. Did I have a virus? Worm? Corrupt driver? Should I reinstall the software...

Fortunately, common sense kicked in before I went off the deep end: I turned off the PC, opened the case, unplugged and re-plugged the CD and other cables, reseated all the plug-in cards, and blew the dust balls out of the CD ROM housing and the rest of the computer case.

Presto: Problem solved.

It's easy to forget that computers are electro-*mechanical* devices. Cables, cards and plugs can work loose from vibration or from thermal cycling. Oxides can form on contacts, blocking or reducing electrical signals. Dust (sucked into the case by the constantly-spinning fans) can block airflow and cause overheating. And so on.

So from time to time, some very simple screwdriver work can either correct or prevent many problems. For example, unplugging and re-plugging all cards and cables ensures that there's good electrical contact;  removing dust keeps things cool; etc.

Working on a PC's guts requires only Erector-set skill levels. And if the system is powered off, and you touch a metal part of the case before you touch anything inside the case (to ensure you carry no static charge relative to the PC's components), and you work carefully (no brute force), spelunking inside a PC isn't particularly dangerous to either you or the PC.

BTW: Some users like to leave their PCs plugged in (but turned off) while they work on them, in order to retain electrical connectivity to the home or office ground wiring. But some PCs keep their motherboards (and therefore, their cards and peripherals) energized with a trickle of current even when nominally switched off. So I prefer to unplug my system entirely to ensure everything is 100% inert when I'm working inside the case.

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3) Netscape 6

I'm sure you've heard of the arrival of the "final" public beta of the long-overdue Netscape 6 browser. (No, you didn't miss a number; Netscape will jump from a 4.x  to a 6.x numbering scheme, completely bypassing "5." Why? because Internet Explorer is at version 5.5, and Netscape wants to have a higher version number.)

If you'd like to test-drive the new software, it's at http://home.netscape.com/download/index.html

I've tested it, and find it rather rough-edged for a "final" beta. There are still many glitchlets and weirdnesses that need work. But it looks much nicer than the 4.x browsers otherwise available from Netscape, and finally catches up to the competition in several areas. In a few others, it may even edge ahead:

For example, putting the new browser through BrowserTune's paces (at http://www.browsertune.com/bt2kfast/  ) shows that Netscape's scripting engine has been somewhat improved. Netscape browsers used to blow the doors off IE in manipulating text and secondary browser windows, and although the beta of version 6 isn't quite as speedy as is (say) Netscape 4.75, it's still much faster than IE.

But in general scripting operations (in areas besides manipulating text and windows), IE traditionally has left Netscape in the dust. And although IE continues to be faster than the beta Netscape 6, the beta has closed the gap considerably--- a major improvement.

We'll have to wait for the final version before we can call the shot on how good the final browser is or isn't, but things at least look interesting at this point. And that's good!

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4) BrowserTune 2001

Speaking of BrowserTune 2000 [BT2K]: I tweak the tests there all year long. For example, I recently adjusted BT2K's "OS identification" routines to recognize WinME, provided (of course) that your browser can recognize it. (Netscape 4.x browsers do not, for example; they report Windows ME, Win98SE, Win98, and Win95SR2, Win95SR1 and Win95 all simply as "Windows95." But the Netscape 6 beta does correctly identify WinME as WinME.) In any case, if your browser can correctly identify the newer versions of Windows, so can BrowserTune.

Tweaks, aside, Once a year or so, I also give BrowserTune a major overhaul, and soon, I'll start work on BT2001 (BT2K+1?). Initially, I expect to focus on updating the DHTML and XML sections to keep in synch with the latest W3C standards, and to see if we need new tests to accommodate Netscape 6. I also need to reduce or eliminate the "Channel" tests, as that form of "push" technology has largely fallen into disuse (and thank goodness). And so on.

If there's anything in particular you'd like to see in a new BrowserTune, please drop me a line at BTSUGGEST@Langa.Com , and I'll see what I can do.

The most common suggestion I've gotten is, alas, something I can't do: Although many of the most complex tests in BrowserTune are automated, some users would like the whole thing to be completely automatic.

The problem is, the honor system doesn't work in this kind of test. <g> All browsers *think* they do things right, so any software that (in effect) simply asks a browser to self-report "Did you display that test page OK?" will get nothing but "Yes" answers.

So, for some tests, only a human eye can determine if the results are as they should be, and not simply what the browser *thinks* they should be. BT2001 will continue to automate any tests that can be automated, but some browser tests will always require human judgment for true accuracy.

If you haven't tried the new WinME-aware BT2K, give it a spin at http://www.browsertune.com/bt2kfast/ . And if you have suggestions for the next iteration of BrowserTune, I'd love to hear 'em (via BTSUGGEST@Langa.Com ) ! 

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5) Two Great Books

Here are two completely unrelated books that each offer something very worthwhile: I've added them both to the "recommended reading" pages at http://www.langa.com/books.htm .

The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene

This is a book that will make your head spin; it sure did mine. Although I try to stay reasonably up to date with scientific developments--- for example, I subscribe to four science journals, and routinely visit a number of science-related web sites--- I was unprepared for the wild ride that this book offers.

It's worth the price of admission just for the first 100 pages, which provide the clearest explanation I've ever read of Einstein's general and special relativity theories. But Einstein's thinking is almost a century old now, and the book goes on to show where his theories break down and how a newer, still-evolving approach may finally yield a "theory of everything" that explains the working of the universe at every scale, from the smallest to the largest. Although some *very* recent thought (such as the only weeks-old hypothesis of an "electrino," a notional half-electron) may require substantial revision to some of the books' contents, it's still the best general introduction to "what makes the universe tick" I've ever read.

No math or deep science training is needed to enjoy the book; all you need is an inquiring and open mind. Highly recommended!

More info / Discount online ordering info: http://www.langa.com/books.htm#TheElegantUniverse

Windows 2000 Registry by Paul Robichaux

"The Windows 2000 Registry is the repository for all hardware, software, and application configuration settings... The book, which is an update of Managing the Windows NT Registry, addresses four main areas: What is the Registry? Where does it live on disk? How do system services access and use it? What do you do if it's damaged or corrupted?"

  • What tools are available? Detailed descriptions of Regedit, RegEdt32, the System Policy Editor, Group Policy Editor and selected Resource Kit utilities explain how to edit and secure the Registry both on local and on remote computers.
  • How can I access the Registry from a program? Regularly monitoring the Registry's contents is one way to preclude unpleasant surprises. Using examples in C++, Visual Basic, and Perl, Managing the Windows 2000 Registry demonstrates how to create Registry-aware tools and scripts.
  • What's in the Registry? Not all Registry keys are adequately documented by Microsoft or by the other vendors who store configuration data in the Registry. Managing the Windows 2000 Registry offers a guided tour of some of these undocumented keys

More info / Discount online ordering info: http://www.langa.com/books.htm#win2kregistry

By the way: http://www.langa.com/books.htm also lists over two dozen other books there, all ones I personally recommend. You can get any of the books at your local library, or bookstore; or you can order them from the links on the above page and you'll automatically get the books at Amazon's deepest discounts.

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6) Last Days To Enter October's FREE Book Drawing

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To have a shot at winning, just use the following link to recommend the LangaList to a friend. Your friend just may find a new source of useful information; I just may gain a new subscriber; and you just may win a book! (Full details also available via this link): http://www.langa.com/recommend.htm#2

The more times you make a recommendation, the greater your chances are of winning!

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Either way, thank you, and good luck!

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7) May I Say The B-Word?

No, no *that* b-word! I mean (I'll whisper it) "batch."

I don't want to beat the subject into the ground. And in fact, the long series we just finished on the WinMag site (see www.winmag.com/columns/explorer/2000/22.htm ) was designed to be a kind of coda to batch files--- a "last hurrah" as we leave the subject, likely never to return.

So let me just (quietly) point out that the actual batch file downloads (all 84 of them) are at http://www.browsertune.com/batch.htm .

Enjoy!

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8) They Loaded The Code

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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9) Brand-New "URL Discombobulator"

Sometimes, the gods smile upon us. <g>

Karen Kenworthy and I are both freelancers; although WinMag.Com buys work from both of us, I don't coordinate with Karen, nor she with me. In fact, we usually find out what the other has been working on at exactly the time time you find out--- when we read each other's published work.

I mentioned Karen's URL tool in "How Spammers Obscure Their URLs." ( http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-10-19.htm#3 ) By happy coincidence, Karen was working on a brand-new version of her tool--- the "Url Discombobulator"---  at the same time. In fact, the version-switch caused the link I gave to fail because I was pointing to what turned out to be the old version.

Karen's brand-new "discombobulator" is at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/powertools/2000/43.htm

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10) Just For Grins

Any Python fans out there? OK, OK, never mind: I already know the answer. 8-)

Reader (and obvious Python fan) Jim Cobbs sends this along. Alas, I don't know who the original author is. If anyone can tell me, I'll be happy to give 'em credit for this little gem:

Set to a classic Monty Python tune, "I'm a lumberjack ".

I never really wanted to be a scientist.
I wanted to be...a...A SYSADMIN!

[system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up]

Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK,
I grep all night and I chown all day.

[choir] He's a sysadmin and he's OK, He greps all night and he chowns all day.

I ping the nodes, I do PM, I awk and perl and sed.
I've got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on my bed!

[choir] He pings the nodes, he does PM, he awks and perls and seds.
He's got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on his bed!

[repeat chorus] I ping the nodes, I change the rates,
I fork the processes. I wish that all my lusers would catch some rare disease!

[choir, growing slightly uncomfortable] He pings the nodes, he changes rates, He forks the processes. He wishes all his lusers would catch some rare disease! [choir brightens as they repeat chorus]

I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts.
I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account!

[choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off]
He pings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts...??

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Fred

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