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The LangaList

2000-10-02
2000-Oct-02

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) Beware The CueCat
2) Auto-Compact Your Registry
3) More Fraud-Busters
4) It's Ali-i-i-i-ive!
5) Free "Bullet-Proofing?"
6) New Free Book Drawing Now Open!
7) More "Oinkage"
8) More Reader Sites!
9) NannyWare Hits and Misses
10) Just For Grins
More!

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1) Beware The CueCat

Surely you've heard of the CueCat by now: It's a free, pen-style bar-code scanner being given away by a company called Digital Convergence in what they're calling the largest, fastest hardware rollout in computer history: They plan to distribute 50 million of the devices by the end of next year.

Here in the US, it's being promoted in newspapers, magazines, and on television; it's also being handed out in the national chain of Radio Shack stores. You almost can't avoid it.

The primary benefit of the CueCat is that you can scan in specially-formatted bar-code information printed in ads; the bar-code is usually just a URL. The CueCat software turns the scanned code into a standard URL and feeds it to your browser, which then takes you to the page.

It seems a little silly to me to have to install extra hardware and software (with all the concomitant potential for instability therein) primarily to avoid typing a URL: CueCat seems a product aimed at raw newbies who are terrified of typing "http:" or who don't know that most browsers don't even need the "http://www." (For example, in most browsers, langa.com and http://www.langa.com get you to the same page.)

And there are major privacy concerns: To use a CueCat, you have to register it, which involves providing personal information (name, email, zip code, gender, age...) to Digital Convergence. Plus, each CueCat has a unique serial number software-embedded inside it. This gives the company everything it needs to track you: Because it knows who you are and which CueCat you own, the company can, if it chooses, track every ad you ever scan. By using a CueCat to go to a web site instead of simply typing the URL, Digital Convergence now has a way to "look over your shoulder" as you shop.

Worse, their database was set up poorly, and that treasure-trove of online personal information almost immediately came under attack by bad hackers---"crackers"--- who successfully stole at least some of the personal information there. This is not confidence-inspiring.

Privacy groups hate the CueCat: The Privacy Foundation, for example, has issued a lengthy and scathing warning about the CueCat. See http://www.privacyfoundation.org/advisories/advCueCat.html.

Plus, the darn thing just doesn't work very well. Its bar codes are nonstandard, and lack a "start" bar on the left: This leads to frequent scan failures in standard left-to-right scans. (Oddly, the CueCat codes do have a proper "Stop" code on the right, so reverse, right-to-left scans usually work. Who designed *that* format?)

And all this is mainly just to avoid having to type some URLs. Sheesh.

My advice: The CueCat's a dog. I don't have one on any of my PCs, and I have no plans to add one. I recommend you avoid it, too.

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2) Auto-Compact Your Registry

Thwack! That's the sound of me slapping my forehead:

An item in Scot Finnie's excellent "WinInsider" ( http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/insider/ ) reminded me of a simple item I'd been meaning to add to the CleanUp batch files: It's SCANREG /OPT: That command, from DOS, compacts your registry by weeding out empty or meaningless entries.

CleanAll.Bat now checks to see if Scanreg.Exe is in the proper location, and then--- if it is--- automatically runs it in /OPT mode. So, CleanAll now deletes all TEMP, TMP and Temporary Internet Files, compacts and re-synchronizes your Cookies databases AND now compacts your Registry!

You can grab the new copy of CleanAll at http://www.langa.com/cleanall_bat.htm --- and please remember to click on a sponsor's link when you're there to help defray my bandwidth costs. Thanks!

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3) More Fraud-Busters

Reader Craig Pease has a suggestion to go along with those in the last issue regarding the Internet Fraud Complaint Center and the Better Business Bureau Online. (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-09-28.htm#5 )

Recently I mailed a check to a retailer in Pennsylvania for an item and 3 days later received an automated message saying they were going out of business. I was promised the return of my money....(which by the way they cashed prior to "going out of business"). After 15 E-mails and three hand written letters, I received nothing but the run-around. I filed a complaint with the FBI INTERNET FRAUD ORGANIZATION, the BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU, the FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION, and THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S CONSUMER FRAUD DIVISION OF PA.

It was the Attorney General's office that finally got results, and my money returned. I believe this is because they work on more of a local level, than a federal one.

If you live in the US, you can find your local State Attorney general at http://www.excite.com/business/law/lawyers_and_advice/attorneys_general/ or by doing a general web search for "attorney general" and the name of your state.

Outside of the US, you'll need to substitute your local equivalent governmental office; almost all countries have some sort of official department or ministry that serves a similar function.

Thanks, Craig!

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4) It's Ali-i-i-i-ive!

It was serendipity: Researchers were trying to pin down the source of "microcontamination" in computer chip production lines, and traced it to an extremely hardy bacterium that could actually build itself a protective casing out of the dissolved semiconductor materials present in otherwise-pure chip wash water. The semiconductor shell made the bacteria resistant to normal disinfecting and cleansing techniques.

But the researchers soon realized the encased bacteria were actually a kind of biological semiconductor that could be employed to make living transistors!

It sounds like science-fiction, but it's real: The immediate application of these bio-transistors will probably be in sensors. Like canaries in coal mines, the living transistors would switch "off" when exposed to a biohazardous material, triggering an electronic alarm.

Of course, that's just the first step, and there's no telling where the technology of living, breathing, (reproducing?) circuitry may lead.

You'll find more info on this and other far-out---but real!--- advances along the road to "The Ultimate PC," in my current "Monitor" column at Byte.Com: http://www.byte.com/column/BYT20000920S0001 . Check it out!

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5) Free "Bullet-Proofing?"

Currently on the WinMag site, the Explorer column discusses "disk imaging" and related technologies that can not only provide excellent backups of your data, but that also can restore your entire system--- all software, all settings, all modifications--- in minutes. (See  http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/20.htm )

Reader Tom Swartout found a freeware alternative to one part of the approach I recommend, which involved using Powerquest's  $60 PartitionMagic:

Hi Fred: I just came across this free partition resizer, Partition Resizer 1.3.3, at http://members.nbci.com/Zeleps/  .

Thanks, Tom. There are other free resizers out there too, and they might be worth a look IF you have a full backup of your data and IF there's just no way you can afford a commercial solution. Although I'm normally a big fan of "free" software, any utility that plays with your disk partitioning is working at a very, very low level: If something goes wrong, there may be no way to recover: The worst-case scenario is total loss of the contents of your hard drive.

It's one thing to try a free browser or a free word processor or some such, where the worst likely outcome is inconvenience. But I'm reluctant to risk all the contents of my hard drive with freeware--- in fact, the whole "bullet-proofing" article is about INcreasing your data safety, not DEcreasing it.

So, if you had a known-good backup of all your data, and you want to avoid the cost of the commercial partition-movers/resizers, then by all means give Partition Resizer a try. But if you don't already have a backup, or if the time you'd spend recovering from a disk wipeout is worth more than $60 to do, then I suggest you stick with the commercial solutions, like PartitionMagic.

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7) More "Oinkage"

We recently talked about some frequently-overlooked, piggish files that can consume far more than their fair share of your hard drive. (See http://langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-09-28.htm#2 )

Reader Mark Thimell found another:

Fred: Thanks for the regular doses of quality assistance!

After reading Mr. Engle's log-file discovery, I did a quick check of my hard drive for Oinkage and found over 27 MB of log files from tracking user traffic of Web sites I have built. Wow, and this is from only ONE site!

Use the techniques linked above, or the fuller step-by-step discussed at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/19.htm, to see just how much oinkage you have on your system--- and how much space you can recover!

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8) More Reader Sites!

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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9) NannyWare Hits and Misses

Last week, I told you about a kid-safe browser that uses built in "nannyware" to help keep children out of the seedier corners of the web. ( http://langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-09-28.htm#9 )Most nannyware parses the language of web pages and the code and  links underlying the pages; it checks the words against a list of offensive terms, and blocks pages or links (including links to images) that contain those words. But this particular browser also claimed it can interpret the actual contents of images, too--- a claim about which I was skeptical.

From the UK, reader David Chadderton wrote:

I heard on the news on the radio a couple of weeks ago that a company here in the UK had developed a system for analysing images downloaded or e-mailed by people in offices to check for pornography. Apparently it looks at the proportion of skin tones used in the picture.

That sounds plausible--- but rather silly. An innocuous close up of a face (mostly skin) might be flagged as offensive; a photo of something as benign as bathers on the beach, or even a sliced peach(!) might be flagged obscene. I think this kind of technology will generate a boatload of false positives--- far too many to be worthwhile.

Similarly, some text-parsing nannyware in use today also generates false positives: Something called "MIMEsweeper," which I gather is a plug-in for Lotus Notes, prevented last week's newsletter from reaching the mailboxes of many readers: It seems that in my discussion of nannyware--- which is p*rn-blocking software--- I used the work "p*rn." (Substitute an "o" for the "*".) MIMEsweeper is so stupid that even the mention of the word p*rn in an anti-p*rn context is still regarded as p*rn. Duh!

On the plus side:

Fred: Here is a website that offers filtered e-mail for kids: http://www.twotoads.com It is a good stand alone and would be a great combination with the "heartsoft" browser. I enjoy your listmail!--- ahshealy

Fred, I have been looking at Nannyware & Filtered ISP's for a couple years and was interested in your 9/28/00 Langalist e-mail on the subject. As you know, the problem with Nannyware is keeping it updated, and preventing access around the program. Filtered ISPs are often slow, and are frequently sponsored by a moral group which may not have the same ideologies as the User. For the last six months, I have had great results with http://SafeAccess.com . This ISP does not filter every page, and instead uses a router. Once a page has passed the filter, such as CNN.com, the router no longer sends it to through the filter software and instead send it directly to the User. This speeds up the process considerably. I have had no downtime problems with Safe Access and the techsupport has worked fine.--- Vic Gryn

Thanks to all who wrote in!

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10) Just For Grins

The recent items on regional humor prompted Ed Imbier and Joe Usseglio, from "upcountry near Burlington, Vt" to send along these Vermont computer terms:

Assembly language - mostly spoken by the Town Moderator.

Compiler - the kid who rakes your leaves.

Keyboard - where you hang the house key, the truck key, the key to the car you junked eight years ago, and the churchkey.

Linker - the guy who drives the tow truck.

Linux - the big cat that keeps chasing your dog up a tree.

Motherboard - the piece of wood where you got that mother splinter.

Parallel port - the leak on the other side of the boat.

Reboot - another try at getting the damn dog off the new carpet.

Serial card - has a picture of a decathlon winner on it.

Trackball - one of them five-state lottery games.

Virtual reality - the lake after twelve beers and no fish.

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Fred

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