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The LangaList

2000-09-25
2000-Sept-25

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) Bullet-Proof Your Windows Setup
2) Ads vs No Ads (& the "Missing" Issue Last Week)
3) More WinME Weirdness
4) But If You Insist...
5) New ZoneAlarm Beta

6)
Last Week To Enter September's FREE Book Drawing
7)
Reader Sites Galore

8) More Free Ad-Blockers
9) Just For Grins
More!

1) Bullet-Proof Your Windows Setup

Please take this simple 30-second quiz. If you answer "yes" to any of these four simple questions, then have I got a solution for you! <g>

1. Have you ever wished you could just click a button and effortlessly get your PC back to a 100% perfect state in just minutes, with everything optimally installed, set up, tuned, compacted, defragged, adjusted and working exactly the way you prefer?

2. Have you ever had an "Oh, no" moment when you realized that some file or folder you deleted a while ago (and that's no longer in your Recycle Bin) actually contained important information?

3. Have you ever saved a bad new copy of a file you were working on over a good, older copy, thereby losing or scrambling the good file?

4. Do you store legally-significant data on your system (say, business or tax records) that you need to keep for a very long time?

If you're at all like most people, you answered "yes" to at least one of the above. And if you're like me, you answered "yes" to them all!

The good news is that there's a fast, easy, inexpensive way to accomplish all the above. Not only does this technique deliver all four benefits mentioned above--- and more--- but the #1 benefit is so powerful it's worth restating:

With this technique, you can zap your system back to a perfect state in no more time than it takes to grab a cup of coffee. Unlike "Go Back" and similar utilities, this technique doesn't just undo the last changes you made, but can restore your entire software setup--- OS, apps, and data, everything--- to like-new condition. This includes automatically eliminating all junk files, shedding Registry bloat, deleting all spyware, trashing unwanted Cookies--- *everything.*

And also unlike the Go Back-type tools, this technique works no matter how badly hosed your system is. Even if you've totally scrambled your Windows installation, messed up important application software, or rendered your primary "boot partition" completely unusable and unbootable--- this technique lets you get your system back to a stable, perfect, working order in a few effortless minutes. It even gets at the those system files that normally are live, in use, and unavailable to standard Windows backup software.

The full article covers a lot of ground (actually exploring three different technologies) and is much to long to reproduce here  in an email. But it will be available, in full and for free, starting midday today (2000-09-25; UT-4) on the WinMag.Com site at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/20.htm  . Check it out!

(Note: If you get there early, you'll see "Scrub Your Hard Disk Clean, Part 2," which is the previous column. It's worth a read too, if I may say so.<g> But if you're looking for "Bullet-Proof Your Windows Setup," just try the link again, a little later.)

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2) Ads vs No Ads (& the "Missing" Issue Last Week)

Last Monday (Sept 18th), I asked for your input about whether to keep this newsletter supported by advertising, or going to an ad-free, subscription model. Before even that first day was out, I'd gotten over 5,000 replies.

After the first few hundred replies came in, I created an "autoresponder" to send back an acknowledgement for each email vote I got; but a high percentage of those who voted also wanted to make specific suggestions, offer support, or otherwise expand on the simple yes/no voting process. So they wrote to me in a second deluge of email, with this one going straight to my main mailbox. I was swamped! <g>

But I read them all: After all, I had *asked* for input, and you responded wonderfully. Thank you!

The only downside was that the sheer volume of emails threw me way off schedule; that's why there was no issue last Thursday.

So far, I'm still averaging 2,000 extra emails a day, on top of the normal 800 or so I usually get. It's a flood! I'm mostly caught up now, even though the replies are still coming in and the total response has topped 10,000!

Thank you all for taking the time to reply! I'm digesting the poll results and all the great suggestions, and will keep you posted.

And in the meantime, thank you for your clicks on the ad links; they're what keep the LangaList funded and in the black. Thanks again!

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3) More WinME Weirdness

Several readers took issue with my negative views of Windows Millennium Edition (see http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=winme&sp-a=0008002a-sp00000000 ), and my suggestion to avoid the "real mode DOS patch" for WinME that's making the rounds. (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-09-14.htm#4 )

For example, reader Dave Freitas wrote:

Fred: Love the Langalist newsletter. There is always something interesting in each issue. I work at Sears and we just got in a computer running Windows ME. While there isn't a MS-DOS icon either on the desktop or the programs menu I found that you can run a DOS box by going to the run command from the start menu and typing "Command" (as in command.com). This will open a DOS box just like the MS-DOS icon does in WIN95/8. If there is a start in DOS mode I haven't found it yet.

That's true, and you can use the same technique to open a DOS box--- er, "command window"--- in NT, Win2K and Win9x. But these command windows are not "pure" DOS--- Windows itself is still running, is still controlling the show, and is still keeping a number of files in use and alive, making low-level system maintenance either difficult or impossible.

The real-mode DOS patch tries to restore true DOS access to WinME, but--- well, see what happened to reader "Myk." He's an early adopter of WinME who tried the DOS patch and ran afoul of exactly was I was trying to warn people about:

I am running WinMe ver 4.90.3000... I downloaded and installed this patch [the real-mode DOS patch]  exactly as instructed (4 Times). Well it was great as far as getting to dos...worked perfect...PROBLEM...no way to restart in windows. If I'm at the c prompt and type win or if I just reboot and let it try to run win.com from the autoexec I get the exact same blue screen error, as follows

WHILE INITIALIZING DEVICE IFSMGR (this is in a white box)
The Microsoft Installable File System Manager cannot find the helper driver.
Please ensure that ifshlp.sys has been installed.
SYSTEM HALTED.

And that's it. I'm stuck there,ctrl+alt+del doesn't work so I reboot which brings me eventually right back to this blue screen. Fortunately I have Ghost [a drive-imaging utility] and can get windows reinstalled and be back up and running in 15 minutes but I really am exasperated trying to figure out what the heck is going on???

PS The reason I really need dos is that if I reboot with a WinME start disc all my drives display improperly ie c=e ..no idea why that happens either but with this patch I had perfect proper drive reads...arghhh...

The drive-letter shuffling, as was explained in previous columns and newsletters, is a result of WinME's start disk installing a "RAM Disk" which occupies a drive letter: When the RAM Disk installs itself, all your normal drives are bumped down the alphabet by one letter to make room for the RAM Disk. Worse, if the start disk loads your other partitions or drives in an unfamiliar order, the drive-letter assignments may change even further. Thus, your C: drive can become your D: drive (or even E:, or F:, or G:, etc). Nothing's lost when this happens--- all your files are still there. But if you or a shortcut or batch file or application looks for a file, it may not be where you expect it. For example, what was, say, C:\filename.ext might now be D:(or E:...)\filename.ext.

OK, you might say: Let's can the RAM Disk. Alas, you also can't make a normal, clean boot floppy in ME: There's no "copy system files" or "make disk bootable" option in the WinME floppy format menu. And there is no SYS command in windows\command. If you try modifying the autoexec or config files, WinME will delete your changes on restart.

If WinME is installed on a single-boot machine (that is, where ME is the only operating system), you can do a "minimal boot" to DOS (hit F8 when the system beeps during a cold boot), but this option goes away if you dual-boot with, say, Win2K.

You see, Microsoft *really* doesn't want you to get to DOS or work on the system at a low level: WinME is for newbies and those who want to just run the OS as-is, and never do anything except what the OS wants them to do in just the way the OS wants them to do it. (Dare I say it? This sounds positively Mac-like!)

That'd be fine if Windows were perfect. But you know it's not. In fact, I've never found *any* OS in 25 years of working with PCs that couldn't use some tweaking or fine-tuning to adapt its generic settings to be what works best for me, personally. WinME (like the Mac) makes deep customizations and personalizations very difficult. And that's why I don't like WinME--- nor the Mac. I want my PC to do things the way I want--- not the other way around.

In any case, as Myk found, the unauthorized patches that try to restore real-mode DOS to WinME may make things worse, not better. And what's more, patching the OS at that level may invalidate any claim you have to tech support.

The best way to try to undo the changes made by applying the real-mode patch is to make a backup of important files (your personal stuff) and then reinstall WinME from the original CD. With luck, you shouldn't lose anything--- it will install "on top" of your applications and settings and correct what's wrong, and also restore your setup to legal status.

But on balance, I think it's unwise to try to beat WinME into a shape for which it was never designed. Still, if you're determined to try to add DOS mode to WinME, see the next item.

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4) But If You Insist...

Please allow me to repeat from the previous item, for emphasis:

On balance, I think it's unwise to try to beat WinME into a shape for which it was never designed. If you need real-mode DOS, you're NOT the kind of user for whom WinME was intended.

But I can imagine a situation where someone might be stuck: Say, you buy a new system, and it comes with WinME. WinME may not have been your choice, and if you need real-mode DOS, what then?

The patch mentioned above is one imperfect answer, but there may be a better one, as described by reader Jerry Rosen:

Fred, I have been reading/saving all of the excellent information you have been providing in your "Save Your Butt With DOS" series (along with your invaluable DOS mini-reference links). [See http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/17.htm ]

I bumped into a website that has a procedure on "How to restart from Windows ME into Windows 98 DOS mode"; the URL is http://www.sgmvp.freewebsites.com/WinME.htm

I'm very aware of the potential benefits from maintaining a DOS 'toolkit', but I'm also very inexperienced re using DOS. So I just wanted to let you know about the procedure I bumped into so that maybe you could check it out and provide some feedback in one of your upcoming newsletters.

I have introduced many people to the LangaList, including quite a few from overseas, and will continue to do so.

Thanks, Jerry!

This way of patching WinME looks better than the one mentioned before: It's a little more complicated, but seems to cover more bases, and has much better documentation.

Of course, *any* such patch will still invalidate your warranty, so use with caution. But if you *must* add real-mode DOS to WinME, now you have a couple of options.

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5) New ZoneAlarm Beta

I've written about ZoneAlarm--- the outstanding, free-for-personal-use firewall that can help protect you from Internet hackers--- many times before. (See http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=zonealarm&sp-a=0008002a-sp00000000 )

Last week, for a brief time, a new beta version was posted: It's version 2.1.42. I was able to grab a copy in the short time it was available.

So far, it seems OK; it's a minor upgrade from the current, shipping version (2.1.25). The main visible difference is a mini-nag screen on launch that reminds you that you can upgrade to the not-free ZoneAlarm Pro.

But under the covers, where you can't see it, the 2.1.42 beta is also supposed to offer:

- Full support for Windows 2000 SP1
- More elegant, invisible operation due to the elimination of "Internet background noise" alerts
- Improved MailSafe handling of multiple attachments
- Improved help system
- Support for Infrared synchronization of handhelds
- Works better with NetMeeting and other Voice-over-IP applications

If you want to see if a later beta is available again, the page is at: http://www.zonelabs.com/beta_download.htm

I'll keep checking too, and will let you know what I find.

The Pro version may also be worth a look. It's at
http://www.zonelabs.com/products.htm

In any case, some version of ZoneAlarm is a "must have" security enhancement; if you haven't already, grab yourself one of the versions today!

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6) Three $30 Books--- for FREE!

For a variety of reasons (mostly having to do with international legal issues), the last several winners of our monthly book give-away haven't been able to accept their prize. So on September 30, I'll choose THREE winners of a copy of "Poor Richard's E-Mail Publishing: Creating Newsletters, Bulletins, Discussion Groups and Other Powerful Communications Tools." This book has been described as "An excellent, straightforward manual on email publishing, banner ads, driving traffic and especially ethics." It normally sells for $30.

To have a shot at winning, just use the following link to recommend the LangaList to a friend. Your friend just may find a new source of useful information; I just may gain a new subscriber; and you just may win a book! (Full details also available via this link):

http://www.langa.com/recommend.htm#2

The more times you make a recommendation, the greater your chances are of winning!

Or, if you'd like to try to win $10,000(!), try this link (full details also available here):

http://www.langa.com/recommend.htm#1

Either way, thank you, and good luck!

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7) Reader Sites Galore

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

 

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8) More Free Ad-Blockers

Reader "Prak" sends along this suggestion for blocking ads in your browser:

Fred: Great newsletter! I just wanted to pass on a couple more ad-busting ideas. Sure, you can use software like Junkbuster if you want, but here are two solutions that result in little or no processor overhead, since they both exploit functionality already built into IE/Netscape

http://www.21stcentury.net/~flan/hosts.html

http://www.schooner.com/~loverso/no-ads/

I think they're brilliant. Just like the Langalist -)

Thanks, Prak!

Two cautions: Proxies (the first method) can slow things down and may conflict with apps like ZoneAlarm. Playing with your "hosts" file (the second method) can leave you unable to connect to a site with no clear reason why. (See http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=hosts+file&sp-a=0008002a-sp00000000

But both methods can work, and they're free.

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9) Just For Grins

Ah, New Hampshire. 8-)

Fall Foliage Season has begun here; New Hampshire has some of the brightest and most spectacular foliage anywhere, due to the high hills, large numbers of Sugar Maples (the trees with the brightest reds and oranges) and soil and climate conditions that are optimal for producing technicolor trees.

This year, following a cool, wet summer, the professional leaf-peepers are claiming the foliage will be the best in a decade. (See http://www.visitnh.gov/foliageframe.html )

But there's more to local color than what's on the trees, as exemplified by these two stories from the local newspaper. Although the second story contains a word not normally found in this newsletter, it's exactly as the Associated Press reported it, and as the local paper ran it.

First there's this:

"Leif Ericson parade set in Durham: The bellow of the leather horn that once led Vikings into adventure will fill the air Oct. 8, signaling the start of the 24th annual Leif Ericson celebration Parade."

That sounds fine, until you read further into the article to learn that the parade route stretches all of 25 feet (that's a little less than 8 meters) from the Durham LaunderCenter to the pub next door. The parade was started in 1977 when two University of NH professors--- one a Swede, the other a Dane--- met while doing laundry, and decided to celebrate Ericson's voyage to North America by having a few drinks at the tavern next door. Their march, er, short walk became an annual event worthy of coverage in the newspaper, although today participation in the "march" is limited to the number of seats in the bar.

Then there's this:

"Man in penis costume exonerated: Manchester--- a judge has ruled that a Massachusetts man who promoted his presidential campaign last January by walking down main street in Manchester in a penis costume did not break the law...." The judge agreed that candidate's "First Amendment right to freedom of speech and expression should trump the lewdness charge."

Ah, New Hampshire. 8-)

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Fred

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