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2000-09-18
2000-
Sept-18

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) "Variable" Cloudiness
2) And Here's Why All This DOS Stuff Is Worthwhile...
3) More Ad-Busters
4) Your Input Needed
5) Microsoft Gets Cheap

6)
Don’t Make Me Beg! 8-)
7) R
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8) Widening A Browser Bottleneck
9) Just For Grins
More!

1) "Variable" Cloudiness

Or rather, "cloudy about variables." <g> You see, I've gotten emails from a number of readers who were unfamiliar with the "environmental variables" mentioned in WipeTIF and CleanALL, the two new (free) batch files in the "Scrub Your Hard Disk Clean" series. ( http://www.langa.com/cleanup_bat.htm ; all the files were updated on Sept 13. )

DOS sets aside a small area of memory that is used as a kind of scratchpad to remember certain kinds of frequently-used information. This information is available to anything running within or on top of the DOS environment (including Windows). These pieces of information are called "environmental variables;" "environmental" because they're about and affect the operating system environment as whole; and "variable" because they can change from system to system, or reboot to reboot, or at will--- altered by  a program or by the human user.

The more advanced versions of the Cleanup batch files use three standard environmental variables: WinBootDir (which identifies the directory Windows lives in), Temp (the primary temporary file area) and Tmp, a sometimes-used, alternate temporary file area. In standard Windows setups, all these variables exist, and may be used by any program.

In nonstandard or bad setups, however, the variables may NOT exist, or may point to an incorrect location--- and in those cases, any program that relies on environmental variables (including the cleanup batch files) won't work properly. That's one of the reasons why all the cleanup files stressed repeatedly that you should *read* the file contents to ensure that the files would be OK to run on your system: Alert human eyeballs can overcome problems caused by things like bad setups.

Still, I know many people don't read instructions or follow directions, so I've added lines to the batch files that cause the file to abort if these variables don't exist (and thanks to reader David Berger for suggesting this). But if the variables do exist, there's still no way for Cleanup or *any* app to know if they're pointing to the correct location. That's a job for humans (and  is why there' still no substitute for *reading the file* before running it).

Fortunately, it's super-easy to see what *all* your current environmental variables are: Just open a DOS window (or restart to DOS) and type the word SET at the command prompt, and hit enter.

SET is the DOS command used to establish or set variables: If you just enter SET by itself, DOS shows you all the variables that have already been SET. You'll probably see a bunch--- including WINBOOTDIR, TEMP and TMP.

But if you don't see those essential variables, or if they point to the wrong places, you can SET or re-SET them easily, and the best place to do that is in the Autoexec.Bat file. That batch file runs every time your machine starts, so commands you enter there will always take effect right away on reboot, before Windows starts.

Let's say you have no TEMP directory set, and you want to establish one at C:\Windows\Temp . All you'd do is edit your C:\Autoexec.bat (if you're in Windows, you can use Notepad; if you're in DOS, you can use the DOS editor, Edit). Anywhere in the Autoexec,Bat file, on a line by itself, you'd add the command:

SET Temp=C:\Windows\Temp

Then save the file, and reboot. That's all it takes. The SET line tells DOS that any application or part of the OS (including Windows) that looks for TEMP will be directed to "C:\Windows\Temp."

So you see, it's easy to modify or create environmental variables, should you need to do so (such as to get Cleanup.Bat to work on a nonstandard setup). On the other hand, you shouldn't change system variables for no reason; they're important, and not something you want to idly play with. <g>

But if you ever need to create or modify an environmental variable, now you know how!

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2) And Here's Why All This DOS Stuff Is Worthwhile...

A reader calling herself "herself" sent this in:

I downloaded your easy batch file program and was surprised to reclaim 300M of space. I thought that [because I was] regularly using McAfee Clinic (which I purchased) on a weekly basis that I would not find much space to reclaim. Reclaiming 300M when I was down to 500M remaining on my hard drive meant a great deal to me because I can't add more memory to my lap top. Your program gave me more time till the inevitable happens that I will need to upgrade. Thanks again!

That's what I like to hear. <g>

You see, a little DOS knowledge---or a free DOS batch file--- lets you do more than you can do even with some commercial Windows apps. *That's* why it's worthwhile to get up to speed on DOS--- and why we've been covering it here and in my WinMag columns.

DOS is very, very powerful--- but (alas) it's also much harder to use than Windows, and lacks Windows' safety nets. You need to be careful and to do your homework before playing with DOS--- but the payoffs for doing so can be huge!

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3) More Ad-Busters

We talked about "The Proxomitron" in the last issue ( http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-09-14.htm#2 ) and readers responded with suggestions for other "ad blocker/ad buster" software.

Several readers suggested "AdSubtract" and Becki's letter explains why:

Just fyi - I've been using Intermute -now Ad/Subtract (at http://www.adsubtract.com ) for over a year to filter ads and it's been  wonderful... try it; I think you'll like it. I know ads pay for things but I can turn it off easily to be able to fulfill needs like clicking on things on the Langa pages...Becki

Mikko Pludra wrote:

Hi Fred, I just read your new LangaList, including the article about Proxomitron. I'd like to point out two Internet Ad filters, WebWasher and Junkbuster. Both are written by Germans, WebWasher having been developed by IT professionals from the company of Siemens. I use it at home, it is freeware for home users and limited free trial version for business users is available. Junkbuster is freeware, too, it was recommended in the famous German IT newspaper c't. I haven't tried it out, but it looks a little less professional than WebWasher.

Here are the URL's http://www.webwasher.com and http://www.junkbuster.com

I enjoy your newsletter very much, you have lots of fans in Germany!

And reader Yaron writes:

Hi Fred. First things first Your newsletter is quite informative and refreshing, so thanks. Now for some feedback: As far as local-HTTP-proxies go, the best I have ever seen (and the only one I have been using for a LONG time) is Naviscope ( http://www.naviscope.com ). The benefits are numerous Web page prefetching and Ad blocking based on keywords, an exact visual representation of what is currently being downloaded from the web and the ability to stop single elements (like an image) from downloading, visual trace and web-site hierarchy tools, quick buttons for various internet-related tasks, web-based update and more.

I tried Naviscope, but I found it actually slowed things down on my cable-modem setup, and worse, it interfered with publishing web pages with FrontPage2000. There may be ways around these problems, but the benefits didn't seem worth the effort to me. But Naviscope is very popular, so many people clearly see lots of value in it--- and in the other ad-blockers mentioned earlier.

Thanks to all who wrote in (many more than just those above!).

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4) Your Input Needed

This discussion of ad-busters creates a quandary for me; about which I'd like to ask  your input. Actually, Becki's letter in the previous item touched on it.

Most of you know that this newsletter and the Langa.Com website aren't part of some giant corporation, but are published by a single individual---me, Fred Langa. I pay the web hosting, list-hosting and ISP bills with my personal Visa card, not from some bottomless corporate coffers. <g>

I accept ads for the newsletter and web site to help defray these out-of-pocket costs, and, yes, to try get some return on the time I spend working on the content. There's a very real downside for people like me when readers use "ad busters" to mask or skip the ads. If you don't see and click on the ad links, I don't get paid; if I don't get paid, sooner or later I won't be able to afford to produce the newsletter and website.

I know many people really, really dislike ads. But the only other good way I know to recover costs is with the "Consumer Reports" model, where there are NO ADS AT ALL, and everything is paid for in subscription fees.

At present, I have no plans to change anything from the way things work now. But I wonder: If the newsletter and site had NO ADS, would you like it more?

If I were to go this route, I'd stop accepting ads, and instead charge some very small, token amount for access to the newsletter and site--- say, about a dime an issue, or something like US$10/yr (I publish between 96 and 102 issues a year).

So let me ask you a hypothetical, straw-poll question: If it were offered, would you prefer a 100% ad-free LangaList and web site, if it cost about $10/yr?

Or do you prefer the current ad-supported model?

Please tell me your preference by email: If you'd prefer the NO-AD, by-subscription mode, please send any email (it can be empty) to NOADS@Langa.Com.

If you prefer the current, ad-supported version,  please send any email (it can be empty) to YESADS@Langa.Com.

Nothing will be done with the emails except to count how many reply to either mailbox--- it's just a straw-poll.

I'll tell you the results in a future issue. Meanwhile, when you see ads here and at Langa.Com, please remember that your clicks on ad links really do matter. Thanks!

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5) Microsoft Gets Cheap

As if they don't already have enough money.... sigh.

Reader Mike Dees was first to point this out to me:

Fred: You might be interested to know that Microsoft has changed its support policy effective today. Now most customers will get free support for only two "incidents." See

http://support.microsoft.com/directory/directory/policyFAQs.asp?sd=gn

I guess WinME must be really good. Or, maybe they expect to pay for all their court costs with the additional support revenue. Kind of interesting that their policy changes on the same day WinME is released.

Microsoft has been reducing its free support for some time, but this is the most sweeping change yet. It's one thing to alter support policies for new products and new releases, but to make the policy changes include products previously purchased under other support arrangements is really poor.

Plus, the free support is implemented in a very brain-dead way: A relatively simple application like PhotoDraw gets two free support calls. A complex suite, like Office premium gets--- wait for it--- two free calls. And Microsoft operating systems--- the most complex software of all--- merits (drumroll, please) two free calls.

There's one word to describe this new policy: It starts with and "S" and ends with an "Ucks."

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Either way, thank you, and good luck!

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7) Reader Sites Galore

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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8) Widening A Browser Bottleneck

Reader Mitchell asks:

Hi Fred, Do you know how to tweak the amount of files that are downloading at the same time from the sites? There is limit of 2 or 4 files that can be downloading from the site same time. Before I used to download 4 files, after I reformat the hard drive and install everything back, I notice I only can download 2 files same times. Thanks.

I believe Mitchell is referring to the "maximum connections" value allowed in browsers.

Web pages are often made up of many elements; by default most browsers will open two or four connections to a web server and download different parts of the web page in parallel. It's possible to increase that number with a simple manual tweak, and the upside is that the more page elements you download at the same time, in parallel, the faster web page loads as a whole.

We covered the tweak--- and its possible downsides--- in a previous issue. Check it out:

http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-03-20.htm#5

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9) Just For Grins

Reader Jim Seals sends along these, er, thoughts. They sound like Steven Wright lines to me, but I don't have any attribution to follow.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's in whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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See you next issue!

 

Best,

Fred

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