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The LangaList

2000-08-31
2000-Aug-31

Special Double Issue!

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) Disk Cleanup Whirlwind
2) What the Heck Are %Windir% And %Temp%?
3) CleanUp.Bat for NT and Win2000
4) But Why Not Use A Regular Cleanup Tool?
5) Canadian Brownies
6) Warn Your Kids: "Pokemon" Worm Kills System Files
7)
Last Day To Enter August's FREE Book Drawing
8) MS Money 2000/2001 Security Problem

9)
They Loaded The Code

10) "DLL Master"
11) Just For Grins
12) Why A Special Issue? The U.S. "Labor Day" Holiday!

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1) Disk Cleanup Whirlwind

Within 24 hours of posting the brand-new (and free!) versions of CleanUp.Bat on Monday, over 30,000 people downloaded at least one of the files! I can't imagine how much disk space was freed up in the aggregate, but maybe we'll all be responsible for a tiny downtick in hard drive sales in coming months. 8-)

If you don't have the latest copy of CleanUp.Bat yet, grab it at http://www.langa.com/cleanup_bat.htm . (And please click an ad banner while you're there to help defray my costs for the bandwidth---Thnx!)

To my surprise, not many people have downloaded reader Mick Hickson's way-cool Reg patch that adds CleanUp.Bat to your Recycle Bin's menus. I don't know why; it's very cool! You can check it out at http://www.langa.com/cleanup_reg.htm .

The full article on disk cleanup (at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/18.htm ) also is generating a ton of email, and some good reader comment in the BBS area attached to that article. I'll highlight several of the most interesting responses in the next items, below.

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2) What the Heck Are %Windir% And %Temp%?

Some people looked at the "expert" version of Cleanup.Bat and were alarmed by unfamiliar terms such as %WINDIR%, %TMP% and %TEMP%. These are system-wide variables; the paired "%" signs signify the start and end of the variable, and the letters in between are the variable name.

WINDIR is the home directory of Windows. In most cases, it's "C:\Windows." Indeed, the "novice" version of Cleanup.Bat has C:\Windows hard-coded into its structure. That makes the file easy for humans to understand, but obviously, will only work if in fact your copy of Windows lives in C:\Windows.

But Windows can be installed on any drive and in any directory, even in a nonstandard name/location such as "H:\ThatOperatingSystemFromBillGates." Clearly, any file that tries to work on Windows files in the standard C:\Windows location will fail if Windows actually lives in some other location.

But when Windows installs itself, it creates a WINDIR variable that points to its home location, wherever that may be. Thus, a program can use WINDIR to locate where Windows lives. And the "expert" version of CleanUp.Bat uses WINDIR: It should be able to find Windows no matter where it lives.

You can find out what *your* WINDIR variable contains by opening a DOS box and typing

ECHO %WINDIR%

The system will repeat or "echo" the contents of WINDIR on your screen, printing it on the next line of text. In most cases, it will be C:\Windows, but if your copy of Windows resides elsewhere--- even in H:\ThatOperatingSystemFromBillGates--- then that's what you'll see.

It's the same with TMP and TEMP, two names for temporary file areas. They have standard locations, but sometimes can be placed elsewhere. If you open a DOS box and type ECHO %TMP% you'll see where the TMP directory is on your system. Likewise, ECHO %TEMP% will show you where the TEMP directory is.

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3) CleanUp.Bat for NT and Win2000

The Cleanup.Bat files were written for Win98--- the most commonly-used OS among LangaList readers. But it can be adapted for almost any OS, especially by using some of the system variables mentioned above to locate system and temp file areas.

NT and Win2K also don't come with Deltree, but you can fake it by using the standard DEL command. For example, Leland Hamilton, a Senior Software Engineer in Massachusetts, suggests that instead of this Win98 line:

deltree /y %temp%\

you might use something like this in NT and Win2K:

del /s/f/q %temp%\*.*

What's more, reader Stuart Dyckhoff, a Senior LAN engineer in the UK, suggests using IIRC %1 as an argument so that the USERID can be be automatically obtained to expedite cleaning files out of NT's temporary area found at \winnt\profiles\USERID\local settings\temporary internet files

You get the idea: CleanUp.Bat is really a kind of template. It works as-is on most standard installations of Windows 98, but can be adapted to almost any OS and location through judicious editing and a little cleverness.

We'll have more on this when we return to the subject of batch files in an upcoming column. Stay tuned! (And meanwhile, thank Leland and Stuart!)

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4) But Why Not Use A Regular Cleanup Tool?

A number of readers have suggested various scripts, freeware and commercial software tools that do a good job of cleaning up junk files on your hard drive. They work, but there are several reasons why I presented CleanUp.Bat:

First and foremost, CleanUp.Bat is an outgrowth of a series of articles on emergency system repair, restoration and recovery OUTSIDE of Windows, in DOS. Batch files can run even if Windows is totally dead.

Second, batch files are tiny--- Cleanup.Bat is a 1K file, for example, while the smallest cleanup Winapp I've seen is about 800K. You easily can put Cleanup.Bat on a boot floppy, but you can't fit most Windows-based cleanup tools on a floppy; and besides, they need Windows to run them.

And then there's cost. For example, reader Brian Hazeltine used two commercial apps on his system before letting Cleanup.Bat go to work, and here's what he reports:

Dear Fred, I've enjoyed your newsletter for several months now, but this is the first time I've written. I ran Fast & Safe Cleanup and cleaned out Orphan files using Cleansweep before running the Cleanup.bat. Wow. I cleaned out another 38megs. Quite impressive!

Another popular cleanup app, "Window Washer," costs $30. I tested that one myself:

First I ran the initial free cleanup steps described in the article at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/18.htm , up to and including running CleanUp.Bat. The system already was pretty clean, so I didn't gain a huge amount--- about 6 megabytes of space. Then I ran Window Washer, accepted the defaults, and let it do what it wanted to do. Do you know what extra space that $30 commercial app found? All of 40 kilobytes. Whoopee. In fact, since Windows Washer itself occupies well over a megabyte, you can even view this as a net *loss* of space.

OK, I'm being too harsh: Window Washer isn't a bad app; if you run it *instead* of using the free tools and methods we've discussed, it does a good job of cleaning things up. But the point of Cleanup.Bat is to show how small and powerful batch files can be; they don't require Windows to run, and they're free! It's hard to beat that.

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5) Canadian Brownies

Exactly a hundred years ago, in 1900, the then-new Kodak company introduced a camera so simple to use that "even a child" could take acceptable pictures: It was a cardboard-and-wood device that could be sold, at a profit, for a dollar. To market it to children, Kodak named it after little fictional characters created by Canadian author Palmer Cox. These characters--- called "Brownies"--- were all the rage with turn-of-the-century kids." (See http://members.aol.com/Chuck02178/brownie.htm )

The Kodak Brownie line eventually ran for 80 years comprising about 100 different camera models, including a line of movie cameras that began in 1951. (Amazingly, some photographers are still using Brownies today, and producing beautiful photos. See http://members.aol.com/chuckgif/brownie/gallery.htm .)

The Brownie line went a long way toward democratizing photography, but the process still required chemicals and special papers. But in the last two decades since the Brownie line went dead, an amazing revolution--- based on cheap solid-state hardware and powerful software compression techniques--- has taken place.

Today, even a child can make acceptable *digital movies,* and built-in software in Windows Millennium and the new Apple computers ensure that the necessary software tools will be widely distributed.

There's lots more to to the story, and odds are that it will affect you personally--- whether for your use of streaming video feeds, MP3 music, home or professional movies, or whatnot. Come check out the details at http://www.byte.com/column/BYT20000822S0001 !

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6) Warn Your Kids: "Pokemon" Worm Deletes System Files

It sounds like a joke, but it's true: Although not in wide distribution, the "Pokey.Worm" (also called Pokemon, I-Worm.Pikachu, Pokey.bat, Pokey) arrives as an email with the subject "Pikachu Pokemon." And to further entice the young ones, there's a embedded small graphic of Pikachu.

The text of the email's body reads something like

Great Friend!
Pikachu from Pokemon Theme have some friendly words to say.
Visit Pikachu at http://www.pikachu.com
See you.

And there's an attachment called pikachupokemon.exe that tries to delete system files. It also re-sends itself to others in the address book of the recipient.

It's a clumsy and fairly stupid worm--- for example, it triggers an "are you sure...?" prompt before it deletes anything, so you'd have to explictly *let* it do its dirty work.

But kids could be fooled. If you haven't already, this might be a great time to discuss online email security with your kids.

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8) MS Money 2000/2001 Security Problem

Uh, oh. Microsoft says:

Microsoft has released a patch that eliminates a security vulnerability in Microsoft Money. The vulnerability could allow a malicious user to obtain the password of a Money data file.... The vulnerability only affects Money data stored on the user's local computer - it does not affect the security of Money's online services in any way. Moreover, a malicious user would need to gain physical access to an affected file in order to exploit the vulnerability - it could not be exploited remotely. It's important to note that password protection in Money is not intended to be a substitute for file-level access control, and even in the absence of this vulnerability, customers need to protect such files.

FAQ/More Info:
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/fq00-061.asp .

The patch is available via Money's "Update Internet Information" feature:

1. Click Tools/Update Internet Information.
2. Follow the instructions you'll see.
3. When done, change your password.

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9) They Loaded The Code

Hundreds and hundreds of sites now have "Loaded The Code." Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click on over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the growing crowd!

And check out http://www.langa.com/readersites.htm, which is a permanent repository for "code loader" pages. It's kinda fun to see what your fellow readers are up to! There's even a "Reader Site Roulette" link that shows you a new Reader Site with every click!

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic selection of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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10) "DLL Master"

Reader Lee Boozer writes:

Fred, recently, you've covered some handy system utilities. As a computer systems developer, I sometimes run across a machine with hard to diagnose DLL conflicts. A handy shareware utility I've been using for years is "DLL Master." It makes it easy to find out what DLL's are running, where they were loaded from, and what programs are using them. Definitely a "must have" in my professional bag of tricks...

In case you want to take a look at it, here's the URL

http://www.shaftel.com/dllmstr.html

Thanks, Lee. Indeed, it's a nifty tools for discovering what's running and "what's connected to what." The download is fully-functional, but if you like and keep the tool, please do what the nag screens suggest and send in your $25.

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11) Just For Grins

I can't attest to whether or not these really exist, but supposedly, these are for-real bumper stickers:

  • Dain bramaged
  • Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
  • Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
  • Boldly going nowhere
  • CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
  • He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
  • Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
  • How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
  • Axe me about Ebonics
  • CATS The other white meat
  • Don't be sexist - broads hate that
  • I'm an imbecile and I vote
  • Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
  • If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
  • Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
  • WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
  • Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
  • Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
  • You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
  • Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
  • You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
  • Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • Grow your own dope, plant a man
  • All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • WANTED Meaningful overnight relationship.
  • BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  • I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • All men are idiots....I married their king.
  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  • IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
  • Hang up and drive.
  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Consciousness That annoying time between naps.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
  • Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
  • Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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