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2000-06-29
2000-June-29

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) *Really* Far-Out Hardware Hacking
2) Virtual Memory Fixes Help--- A Lot!
3) Can't Adjust Virtual Memory Settings?
4) Finding Cacheman 3.8
5) Speaking Of Missing Links
6) Clever Fix For Sounds You Can't Turn Off
7) Last Day To Enter June's FREE Book Drawing
8) They Loaded The Code
9) Third-Party Guide to Increasing Resources
10) WindowsME Embargo Lifted
11) Just For Grins
More!

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1) *Really* Far-Out Hardware Hacking

Man, I thought the mineral-oil CPU bath or the "hacking Furby" sites were funky (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-06-26.htm#1 ). But readers have found even stranger ones.

For example, Tim Cook found some totally crazy New Zealanders who spent over $1,000 to cool their PC with liquid nitrogen! Tim writes:

I recently read your article about hardware hacking and the section on overclocking where you went over those that submerged their systems. I had seen these sites before and thought they were very interesting but even more so would be what they are trying to accomplish with liquid nitrogen and another liquid called Fluorinert at http://www.octools.com

These guys have spent a small fortune on what they are doing, but very neat to watch:) --- Tim

Yikes--- Fluorinert costs $500 gallon, and these guys needed two gallons. In the end, they were able to run a 366MHz chip at 650MHz without melting it--- but they did run into a minor problem. (I won't give it away; check out the site!)

Of course, for the $1000 they spent on Fluorinert, they could have bought a new 650+MHz system, but this kind of hacking is done more for fun--- er, I mean, the technical challenge, yeah, that's the ticket, the technical challenge--- than for any practical reason. <g>

In any case, there's lots more interesting stuff in the Byte Monitor column at http://www.byte.com/column/BYT20000620S0002 and in the associated discussion in the Byte Newsgroups, which you can reach either by clicking to http://www.byte.com/nntp/monitor or by pointing your newsreader to news.cmpnet.com, and from there to cmpnet.byte.monitor. Join in!

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2) Virtual Memory Fixes Help--- A Lot!

The mail's still pouring in about the "Resource Leaks; Part III" column and ongoing discussion at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/13.htm . (You can find links to all three parts there.)

Here's one email that's typical of many I'm getting--- and, I have to say I love to get mail like this.<g>

From: "JS Beatty"
Subject: Resouce leaks...amazing results so far thx!

fred: read through the 3 parts in the langa list and in winmag, tried out the suggestions and ... WOW - very pleased with the results so far, still tuning a little here and there but am finding a much less leaky system ...how are you with roofs ? <g> ---John

Glad it's working for you John --- and all the other who've written in. With just a little virtual elbow grease, almost any Windows system can be made to operate with impressive stability and reliability! If you haven't checked out the series, you may be missing something good! See http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/13.htm

(And I'm lousy with roofs. <g>)

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3) Can't Adjust Virtual Memory Settings?

Windows has some suboptimal (read: stupid) settings. For example, with today's large hard drives, it's often possible to set up a virtual memory swapfile on your own that's faster and better than what Windows wants to do by itself. In fact, that's one of the recommendations I made in the "Memory Leak" article mentioned above. (You'll find full how-to details in the above link.)

But although Windows will let you make these swapfile adjustments, it then presents the results in a way that's nearly guaranteed to confuse. For example, reader Rel Kempf was one of many who ran into one of these Windows weirdnesses when trying to follow the example in the "Memory Leaks" article (above).

Fred, is there a default in Windows 98 that prevents changing the swap file settings? I have taken the step of manually changing the swap file parameters and unchecked the automatic handling by Windows. When Windows asks "Do you wish to continue with a warning attached, I check "yes". However, when I close the window, coming immediately back, or restart Windows, the automatic setting is still on. Nothing I have done will allow changing the automatic settings. I have Windows 98 4.1.

Don't feel bad, Rel--- nor anyone else who fell down this particular rabbit hole. It's just a really annoying Windows weirdness.

You see, Windows *wants* to manage your swapfile for you; it (erroneously) believes it can do a better job than you can. So it lets you change your settings, but the next time you come back to the memory setting dialog (right click My Computer, then select Properties/Performance/Virtual Memory) , the automatic setting APPEARS to be back on. But if you look closely, you'll see your manual settings are still in effect; Windows is simply trying to get you to select its automatic settings. And in fact, if you then click OK, you *will* be undoing your manual settings, and allowing the automatic settings to return.

Instead, simply click Cancel and your manual settings will remain intact.

Note that Windows will offer the automatic settings *every time you open that dialog*, hoping to get you to click OK. Just ignore it--- click cancel, and you can control your swapfile just the way you want to.

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4) Finding Cacheman 3.8

One of the free tools I mention in the "Memory Leak" series (above) is Cacheman--- a simple, easy-to-use front end to a variety of Windows hard drive cache settings that otherwise are accessible only by spelunking deep into the guts of the system. Cacheman makes adjusting the "Vcache" a snap.

But some readers have had trouble using the link I gave. If you couldn't reach the download page directly, simply surf in via the front door at http://www.outertech.com and then drill down to the Cacheman subsite.

It's a couple extra clicks, but you'll get to where you're going. 8-)

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5) Speaking Of Missing Links

The web is a fluid thing, with pages and sites and page content coming and going. Lately, maybe more have been going than coming. <g>

Last week, for example, I mentioned files on two sites: Vooshmaster's System Analyzer and "Memload."

The Vooshmaster page has a heading "My Free Software," and System Analyzer is listed below that heading. Alas, it appears that the author has switched to a shareware model even though the "My Free Software" heading remains. (Sigh.) The app may still be worth the modest fee the author wants, but the confusion over freeware/shareware kinda takes some of the edge off. Oh well. ( http://www.geocities.com/vooshmaster )

The Memload page is stranger--- the site vanished completely less than a day after my last newsletter came out! It was a free Tripod site, and maybe Tripod killed it due to the high traffic caused by thousands of LangaList readers surfing over. (Free web sites often have strict limits on file sizes and bandwidth allowances.) I've tried searching for the app elsewhere, and although there are a million sites that mention "memload," none I could find was the right one. If the site returns, I'll let you know.

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6) Clever Fix For Sounds You Can't Turn Off

In the last issue, we discussed one way to disable IE5's clicking sounds. (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-06-26.htm#2 )

But sometimes, an app or add-on won't play by the rules; it may introduce a sound that you can't shut off via the normal means.

Reader Mara from San Jose has a fix:

Hi Fred: One of the (many) annoying standard Windows default dumping spots is the C:\Windows\Media folder in which you will find a plethora of the sounds you love to pull your hair out to. Many of the *.wav files are the ones that although not listed in your sounds control panel, seem to play with a mind of their own.

One solution is to delete the files entirely, however sometimes this will present you with a system ding sound indicating that the file was not found. The other is to create a teeny blank (about a micro-second or two in length) *.wav file using Sound Recorder, and duplicating it into the media folder with the names of the original "click" or "chord" or "The Miscrosoft Sound" wave files. Then the system plays the blank file when these others are called ... no error, no sound... everybody's happy :o)

Love your stuff! ~Mara

Thanks, Mara. A lot of PCs will be quieter tonight, thanks to you!

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To have a shot at winning,  just use the following link to recommend the LangaList to a friend. Your friend just may find a new source of useful information; I just may gain a new subscriber; and you just may win a book! (Full details also available via this link):

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8) They Loaded The Code

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!" (If you've already "Loaded The Code" and are wondering if your site will appear here or on the Langa.Com web site, please see http://www.langa.com/link.txt )

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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9) Third-Party Guide to Increasing Resources

Camile Hamel found a highly detailed third-party site for some additional information on tweaking your system for more resources. But she also asks a question:

Fred: Timing seems appropriate - could they have gotten help from your research?   http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPORT/nsw.nsf/docid/1999073012412507&src=n   Regards, Cam Hamel

Probably just a coincidence. 8-)

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10) WindowsMe Embargo Lifted

Yesterday (June 28) at 4PM EDT, Microsoft lifted the reviews-coverage embargo on WindowsMe--- The "Millennium Edition" successor to Windows98.

There's already been a ton of general, non-review coverage, especially in Scot Finnie's "Windows Insider." See, for example, http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/insider/2000/24.htm . But now we can start to get really detailed.

The product won't be available for purchase until mid-September, so there's plenty of time to look at the pros and cons and to decide if you should stick with your current version of Windows, or move to WinMe or Win2K. Don't let anyone or anything make you feel pressured into a decision! There's *plenty* of time, and no need at all to rush into anything.

I'll begin ramping up preliminary coverage in next week's LangaList. (If you've been a beta tester, please drop me a note with what you think are the highs and lows of this new OS!)

Stay tuned!

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11) Just For Grins

Bill Johnson writes:

Fred,

Thoroughly enjoyed your Monitor column in Byte (on hardware hacking at http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-06-26.htm#1 ) particularly the link to the anti-electronics project ( http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html ).

That reminded me of what I heard at the store the other day. An older woman was checking out and the cashier was giving her her change. She told the cashier, "I don't want any of those new $20 bills. I won't have any of the new fifties either. The only reason the government changed them is because they can drive down the street, shine a beam at your house and tell exactly how much money you have."

Best, Bill

Yikes, Bill! I bet she noticed the presidential portraits are all *left of center* on the new bills, too. It's another liberal plot! 8-)

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