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2000-05-18
2000-May-18

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

SPECIAL DOUBLE ISSUE---TONS OF NEW INFO!

1) Your Browser Vs. The Reg Patch
2)
Will The Real "Explorer" Please Stand Up...
3)
Size Matters
4)
New MS Office Security Patch Now Available

5) Get ready! Three MAJOR Outlook Changes Coming!
6) Office 2000 Service Release 1a (SR-1a) Update

7)
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8)
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9)
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1) Your Browser Vs. The Reg Patch

Last issue's Registry patch was a hit, and it's easy to see why: It's a tiny, free file that lets you easily make Win98's Start menu act like Window 2000's: With one click, you can instantly change Win98's default scrolling Menu style to a see-everything-at-once multi-column Menu style. Another click, and it reverts back to a scrolling menu. Cool! (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-05-15.htm#2 )

I've personally tested the Reg patch on a variety of systems running Win98 and Win98SE (the two version of Windows in widest use) and found it worked exactly as stated. But a number of readers had trouble, and the problems fell into three broad categories.

It's worth talking about these problems for two reasons: First, this information may help you if you encounter *any* similar problem with *any* download or patch in the future (even if you had no trouble with the Reg patch). And more specifically, it should help those readers who did have trouble downloading the  Reg patch and getting it to work.

The first problem area relates to how your browser handles downloads: When some readers clicked on the link to the Reg file, their browser *displayed the contents* of the file rather than downloading it: Some versions of Netscape do this by default; and almost any browser can be made to display, rather than download, a downloadable file.

When this happens, the usual solution is simply to try the other mouse button. For example, if you RIGHT click on a link to a file in Internet Explorer, there's a "Save Target As..." function available that lets you download and save the file to disk, rather than displaying it inside the browser.

Likewise, in most versions of Netscape browsers, a RIGHT click gives you a "Save Link As..." option that does the same thing; you can download and save a file to disk, rather than display it inside the browser.

If you had trouble downloading the Reg patch, try again, but click with the RIGHT mouse button: http://www.langa.com/reg/menu.reg

If you still have trouble, check your security settings: Restrictive security settings can also interfere with some downloads; if you do loosen your security settings for the purpose of grabbing this or any download, you may wish to re-enable the security settings after you're done with the download.

The second trouble area some readers encountered was due to Microsoft's odd naming conventions. I'll discuss that in the next item.

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2) Will The Real "Explorer" Please Stand Up...

Some readers were tripped up by Microsoft's confusing naming conventions regarding two related, but different items: Windows Explorer and Internet Explorer.

WINDOWS EXPLORER is the Microsoft application that shows you your files and folders on your local system. It's sometimes referred to simply as "Explorer." You can launch it by clicking to Start/Programs/Windows Explorer or by typing "Explorer" in the Start/Run box.

INTERNET EXPLORER is the Microsoft application that you can use to browse web pages. It's sometimes called "IE." You can launch it by clicking Start/Programs/Internet Explorer or by typing "IExplore" in the Start/Run box.

It's confusing not only because both names are similar but also because their functions are similar: For example, although Windows Explorer is intended mainly for viewing folders and files on your local system, you also can use it to view HTML-based web pages: Windows Explorer simply morphs itself, internally, into Internet Explorer. To see this in action, open Windows Explorer (click Start/Programs/Windows Explorer) and in the address bar type in a URL, such as http://www.langa.com . Presto; "Windows Explorer" is now acting almost exactly like "Internet Explorer."

It also works the other way: Open Internet Explorer (click Start/Programs/Internet Explorer)  and type "file://c:/" (without the quotes) in the address bar: Presto; "Internet Explorer" is now acting almost exactly like "Windows Explorer." In fact, several prankster web sites---including the "Green Eggs and Ham Operating System" link mentioned in the last issue--- use this trick to make the unwary think that the web site has somehow gained access to their system files. (In other words, it uses the "file://c:/" trick to play a joke.)

This "two Explorer" phenomenon stems from Microsoft attempts to integrate universal HTML functions into the base operating system. "Windows Explorer" and "Internet Explorer" are two front ends to shared back-end components; that back end is capable of displaying whatever it is you want to see regardless of whether it's on your local system, on an intranet, or out on the Internet.

I actually think that's a good thing--- a convenience for users--- but the Department Of Justice and some of Microsoft's competitors disagreed: This integration was one of the sticking points in the Microsoft/DOJ trial. The DOJ and AOL (mainly) felt that Microsoft should, in effect, keep the operating system ignorant of HTML, and require users to employ an entirely-separate browser for that purpose. Indeed, the browser used to be an entirely separate application; the two separate names and two separate front ends are a vestigial remnant of that approach.

(Who knows? If Microsoft is forced to remove HTML processing ability from the OS, then the Explorers will become two separate apps again, and you'll have to use one tool to view all local files except HTML; and an entirely different tool to view HTML and remote files.)

In any case the similarity of the "Explorer" names can cause confusion. For example, the Start Menu Registry Patch we're discussing (see item #1) adds a check box to the View/Folder Options/View menu items in *Windows Explorer,* NOT Internet Explorer: Many readers just saw "Explorer" and assumed the item was in IE's menu. When they looked in IE's menu, they couldn't find the new check box, and assumed the patch failed. It hadn't; they were just looking in the wrong place.

As stated in the last issue, after you run the Reg Patch, "open *Windows Explorer* and click on View/Folder Options and then select the View tab. Scroll down to the "Files and Folders" area and you'll see the new checkbox there--- it appears as "Multi Column Start Menu." Check or uncheck it to switch instantly between multi-column and scrolling Menu types."

We'll discuss the final problem areas in the next item.

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3) Size Matters

Here's a third point of confusion about the Reg patch: Menus only scroll or expand into multiple panes when you have more menu items than will fit in the available display area. There's no need to scroll or show multiple columns if everything on the menu already fits in the normal menu area.

Thus, you'll only see the effect of the new Reg patch when your menu runs out of room. If your Start menu currently fits in the available space, you won't see either action---no scrolling, no multi-panes/columns, no nothing. <g> That doesn't mean the patch failed; you'll only see the scroll or expand action when your menu exceeds the available display area.

As a final note: Other Registry changes you've made (or that have been made by other applications or patches you've run) may interfere with the operation of the Reg patch. I can only tell you that the patch works fine on standard, unmodified Win98 systems.

Whew! I had no idea that such a simple file would open such a large can of worms! <g>

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4) New MS Office Security Patch Now Available

Speaking of patches, the Microsoft security team has been very busy: First, they've completely overhauled the Office update site and added an automated update service that operates much like "Windows Update" has done for a long time: It sniffs your Office components (Word, Excel, Outlook, etc etc etc), determines which patches you need, and (if you choose) then auto-installs them. It's much easier than the old way of hunting down patches app by app.

It's called the "Microsoft Office Auto Update Service" and it's available at http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/ouv3/catalog.htm .

The first patch available via the new service corrects the "Office 2000 UA Control Vulnerability," which had an Office scripting component incorrectly tagged as "safe for scripting." It was a back door by which malicious hackers could, potentially, run harmful scripts on your system.

The problem exists in Office 2000 and all its component pieces--- Word 2000, Excel 2000, PowerPoint 2000, Access 2000, Photodraw 2000, FrontPage 2000, Project 2000, Publisher 2000, Outlook 2000 and the Works 2000 Suite.

The patch is available either by running the Office Update tool (mentioned above or by going directly here:
http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/info/ocx.htm

If you want more info, there's a FAQ at http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/fq00-034.asp

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5) Get Ready! Three Major Outlook Changes Coming!

I normally don't tell you about updates and patches until they're available, but this one's worth a "heads up!" Next week, Microsoft will release a major patch for Outlook that will change some of its fundamental behaviors. The resulting Outlook will be more secure--- but less convenient. (Sigh.)

The patch is specifically for Outlook 98 and 2000; it's not yet clear if Outlook Express will be included, but so far it appears that it will not. Stay tuned.

The patch will make three major changes to Outlook98/2000: First, it will alter the way Outlook handles email attachments. Many, many kinds of executables simply will no longer be allowed as attachments. (For a full list of file types that will be prohibited, see http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/articles/out2ksecFileTypes.htm )

The idea is, of course, to prevent the spread of "Luv Bug" type emails that contain a runnable attachment that---when clicked---wreaks havoc on your system. The downside is that it'll be harder to share legitimate files:

If someone sends you an email with an attachment containing any of the disallowed types (Exe files, Reg files, Batch files, VBS file, etc.), you'll simply get a notice that Outlook has stripped the potentially-dangerous file from your email; you won't even be allowed to look at it. (It's not clear what happens to these stripped attachments or where they go.)

The only way any of the disallowed file types can be received as Outlook attachments is if they're sent to you in a compressed Zip format. Even then, they can't be opened from within Outlook---they only can be saved to disk. (You can then use your favorite Zip-file processor to virus-check and expand the compressed file. I recommend WinZip for this purpose because it integrates so easily with virus-checkers: http://www.winzip.com/ )

The second major change is that the patched version of Outlook patch will try to warn you (via a dialog box) if an external program attempts to get at your Outlook address book. This prevents a Worm from replicating itself by sending itself to your coworkers and friends. The patch also changes the default behavior of "auto-send" so that your copy of Outlook can't barf out any large quantities of email without your knowledge and consent.

Third, the patch will change Outlook's default security settings in a way much like the manual changes we've discussed in recent issues. (For example, see the series of tips starting at http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-05-15.htm#6 )

Outlook is an integral part of Office, of course, so diddling with Outlook can affect how other email-enabled components of Office work. Microsoft has posted preliminary information on which parts of Office may be affected here: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/articles/O2ksecImpactedFunc.htm

If you've followed this far, it probably won't surprise you to hear that a number of email-enabled, non-Microsoft products that rely on Outlook may also be affected. A partial list of affected vendors includes:

  • Accountmate Software
  • Chapura
  • FileNET
  • Great Plains Software
  • Instinctive
  • Micro Eye
  • Motiva
  • Novell
  • Palm Inc.
  • Paragon Software
  • PUMATECH, Inc.
  • RIM
  • Slipstick Systems

The list probably will evolve over time: You can get the latest version here:
http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/articles/o2ksecISV.htm

Note that the patch is NOT YET AVAILABLE. It probably will be available next week. But it's so significant and sweeping a patch that I thought it would be best to give you an early heads up.

The Outlook 98 patch will be available here:
http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/downloaddetails/Out98sec.htm

The Outlook 2000 patch will be available here:
http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/downloaddetails/Out2ksec.htm

And there's lots more detail on the patch here: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/articles/out2ksecarticle.htm

If you think you're likely to install the patch---and it will probably be a good idea to do so---note that the patch requires that you first install the Office 2000 Service Release 1 or the new 1a Update; see next item.

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6) Office 2000 Service Release 1a (SR-1a) Update

Office SR-1a is a slightly modified version of the huge SR-1 patch for Microsoft Office that was released a while ago. The SR-1a version contains everything in the SR-1 version, plus all newer security patches and a Registry Repair tool that's specific to Office 2000 running on Windows 2000.

Fortunately, the new Office Update wizard (at http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/ouv3/catalog.htm  ) appears to be pretty good about sniffing out what components you actually need so you won't necessarily have to re-download the entire, enormous SR-1 patch. (Thank goodness.) In fact, I only had to download a few hundred Kbytes of new patches--- and it took only a minute or two.

You can get lots more detail on what you may or may not need at http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/downloadDetails/O2kSR1DDL.htm .

One small surprise is that you'll have to make sure you have the latest version of Windows Installer before installing the SR-1a update and/or the Outlook patches mentioned earlier.

Windows 98 and Windows 95 users can download the new Installer here:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/release.asp?ReleaseID=17343

Windows NT 4.0 users can download the new installer here:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/release.asp?ReleaseID=17344

Windows 2000 users do not require the Windows Installer update.

Whew--- that's a lot of information, and a lot of patching! Now you know why I'm telling you about this one a week in advance! <g>

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7) More Reader Sites

Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the hundreds and hundreds of LangaList readers who have "Loaded the Code!"

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic sample of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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8) Filter Your Email For FREE

In recent issues, we've discussed a number of free email services and tools. (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-05-08.htm#4 and http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-04-24.htm#4 )

Well, reader John H. Shannon found another free tool that can help you manage your email---and even help protect you against spam and viruses!

Hi Fred,

I've been enjoying and finding your Langa List very useful for some time now.

The latest issue mentions using Outlook to view only the headers of your Email, and deleting any messages you don't want to download directly from the server. For those who don't have this feature in their Email clients, there is an excellent freeware program called 'Letter Box' that offers preview and delete-off-server. It is highly configurable and can be set up to auto-delete mail according to rules you provide. More features also. It's available at http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~fangorn/ultimathule/index.html  I've been using it several months now and am very happy with it.

Thanks, John!

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9) Just For Grins

Kevin Wakefield, a reader from New Zealand, sends along these "great lines from job evaluations." I suspect many or most are apocryphal, but they're still funny:

1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
12. A room temperature IQ.
13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
15. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
16. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
17. Bright as Alaska in December.
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
20. Fell out of the family tree.
21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
23. He's so dense, light bends around him.
24. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.
27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
29. One neuron short of a synapse.
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
32. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
33. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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