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The LangaList

2000-04-20
(2000-April-20)

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa
That Helps You Get More From Your Hardware, 
Software, and Time Online

1) 98Lite's *Fast* Restarts
2) Useful Office 2000 SR-1 and General Purpose Tip #1
3) Useful Office 2000 SR-1 Tip #2
4) Hi-Tech Saints and Sinners
5) Make Your Web Site Accessible To The Visually Impaired
6) $10,000 For Your Trouble?
7) More Code-Loaders
8) Just For Grins
More!

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1) 98Lite's *Fast* Restarts

The discussion on Slooooow PC Reboots at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/08.htm has turned up a few more interesting nuggets, including a reference to "98Lite." I'd written about 98Lite a long time ago (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/1999/sept-16-99.htm#98lite ):

Here's another piece of clever code, this time from Shane Brooks. "98Lite" started as a project to disentangle IE from Windows itself. It's now grown into a full-featured app that can really pare Windows down to its minimum (far beyond what Microsoft says is normally possible)-- and result in a faster, more-stable system!

If you're interested in just what's essential in Windows, and would like to see what can be done without the bells and whistles, check out http://www.98lite.net !

Well, a reader participating in the "Sloooooow Reboot" discussion pointed out that 98Lite not only speeds up Windows, but also lets it shut down *fast.* Check it out!

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2) Useful Office 2000 SR-1 (And General Purpose!) Tip #1

Frequent contributor George Tullius writes:

Mr Langa:

I have had a problem after installing Office2000. It seems that my system wants to sign on by itself every time I boot up. This drove me mad.

Tonight I got fed up and went into START/PROGRAMS/ACCESSORIES/SYSTEM TOOLS/SYSTEM INFORMATION/TOOLS/STARTUP, and removed the check marks from all start up applications, and then as required rebooted. I [then] ...took the same path and placed check marks on items I knew I wanted to start. Rebooted, then started doing the others one at a time until I [found the item that was] attempting to sign on by itself. I disabled that one.

If others are having this same problem I found it to be:

Rundll desktop16.dll.QUICKRES-RUNDLLENTRY

This same startup option was also preventing my system from going into Sleep mode.

(It is possible that this entry came from something else but it started happening after installing Office2000.)

If others are having this problem then it is a good idea to try disabling [the above].

Thanks, George. That's actually a pretty good way to troubleshoot *any* startup problem, too. Thanks!

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3) Useful Office 2000 SR-1 Tip #2

Reader Wayne Hausknecht had been having trouble getting the Office 2000 SR-1 Update to work with Works, but after he (and I guess many others) besieged Microsoft tech support with questions,  Wayne now reports that, "The instructions Microsoft sent me on how to install SR-1 over Works 2000 (and NT 4.0) are now included in their updated installation page: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/downloadDetails/O2kSR1DDL.htm

Thanks, Wayne!

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4) Hi-Tech Saints and Sinners

A number of readers took exception to my comments on Netscape's problems of the last few years (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-04-13.htm#3), interpreting those comments as reflexively pro-Microsoft.

Man, this whole Microsoft thing has polarized the thinking of so many people. If you criticize any element of a non-Microsoft product or find anything positive about any product from Microsoft, it means you're an unthinking stooge; in Bill Gates' pocket.

The only politically-correct thinking, I guess, is to hold that there is nothing bad about any Microsoft competitor, ever. Likewise, there is nothing good about Microsoft, period.

But political correctness doesn't stop there: Any report about something negative about Microsoft must automatically be true. Any report about anything bad about Netscape must be false. No fact-checking is required because Netscape is a high-tech saint; and Microsoft a sinner, right?

What a crock. Netscape and Microsoft both make good products and bad products; and each product has its own good points and bad points. I discuss the good and the bad.

As I said in the above-cited newsletter, if the new Netscape browser ships with all the features it's promising, it'll be a worthy contender in the browser wars.

But that's a big "if." Anyone can make up a list of features; making a list is easy. Actually implementing the features is the hard part, and it remains to be seen if Netscape/Mozilla can do it.

But because of the influence of politically correct groupthink, some people are willing to take Netscape's paper promises at face value---despite a long history of broken vows from Netscape. Me, I'll make up my mind only after I actually test the browser, rather than relying on the untested assertions of some PR flack's white paper. Same with Microsoft's browser--- or anyone's.

But ironically, some of the same writers who took me to task for "being a Microsoft fanatic" cited a report that made the rounds last week about how Microsoft was abandoning Web standards in IE 5.5: This was proof, the writers said, of how duplicitous Microsoft is--- despite the fact that Microsoft actually, objectively and demonstrably has by far the better record of Web standards support in their browser products. (IE's standards support is by no means perfect, but it's literally years ahead that of Netscape's shipping browser's.)

For what it's worth, Microsoft has formally denied the charges in that report, and has renewed its pledge of support for Web standards. But the same people who *will* take Netscape's word *won't* take Microsoft's word. Frankly, I disbelieve the marketing-speak and position papers of them *both*. I'll wait and see what the final, shipping products actually do and don't do before I decide whether they're OK or not. Let the facts---not heated, politically-correct groupthink---decide.

I recommend you to do the same. IMHO, getting swept up in groupthink rarely fosters good decision-making. The world isn't as simple as the good/evil dualists would like you to think.

By the way, to cut through the hype and help introduce some preliminary facts into the Netscape 6.0 discussion, in next Monday's column at WinMag.com, I'll have a ton of detail from a long series of tests I've run on the preview version of Netscape 6. Stay tuned!

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5) Make Your Web Site Accessible To The Visually Impaired

Aaron Smith works at GW Micro (gwmicro.com), a company that produces "Window-Eyes." It's a screen-reader used by people with visual impairments.

Aaron wrote to me about a couple of small changes I could make to Langa.Com that would make the site far more friendly to the visually impaired. If you have a site, perhaps you could use these tips too:

Aaron first reminded me of an item that had been on my to-do list after I launched the new site design a few weeks ago: making sure that every image on the site had an "alt" tag--- text that displays in a tool tip when you hold your mouse stationary over an image. Screen reading software also uses alt tags to describe what an image is to those who cannot see it. I'd included alt tags on many (but not all) images on the site, so my first order of business was to tag the rest.

For example, the LangaList banner on my home page was coded this way:

<img src="images/indexbanner.jpg" width="520" height="121">

but simply adding an alt tag means that screen readers can now describe what the image is:

<img src="images/indexbanner.jpg" width="520" height="121" alt="langalist home page">

With the tag in place, screen-reading software will announce "LangaList Home Page" when it comes to that image.

There's a similar technique you can use on image maps (an image that has clickable areas on it), but it's called a "title" tag within the image map. I'd completely forgotten about adding titles to the LangaList's navigational bar, which is actually an image map.

For example, the code that makes the part of the navigation bar image that says "reader sites" clickable was this:

<area href="readersites.htm" shape="rect" coords="6, 606, 129, 639">

but that made the nav bar useless to the visually impaired because they had no easy way to know what each link was. Changing that line to this solved the problem:

<area href="readersites.htm" shape="rect" coords="6, 606, 129, 639" title="reader sites">

Thanks, Aaron, for bringing this to my attention. I don't want to raise barriers to anyone. I'd like my site to be as accessible as I can make it--- and I bet you feel the same way about your site. Check out your tags!

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7) More Code-Loaders

Hundreds of sites now have "Loaded The Code." Do you have a home page or website? (It doesn't matter what size.) Please click on over to http://www.langa.com/code.htm, and maybe you can join the growing crowd!

And check out http://www.langa.com/readersites.htm, which is a permanent repository for "code loader" pages. It's kinda fun to see what your fellow readers are up to! There's even a "Reader Site Roulette" link that shows you a new Reader Site with every click!

Speaking of which: Here's another eclectic selection of reader sites--- some professional, some very personal:

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8) Just For Grins

Reader David Burrows tells us "How To Deal with Telemarketers" It's long--- but I laughed out loud at a couple of the items. Now, if I only have the courage to try some of these...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.

6. Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?

9. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either!" Hang up.

13.Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14.Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...louder...

20. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

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