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The discussion on Slooooow PC
Reboots at http://content.techweb.com/winmag//columns/explorer/2000/08.htm
has turned up a few more interesting nuggets, including a reference to
"98Lite." I'd written about 98Lite a long time ago (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/1999/sept-16-99.htm#98lite
): Here's another piece of
clever code, this time from Shane Brooks. "98Lite" started as a
project to disentangle IE from Windows itself. It's now grown into a
full-featured app that can really pare Windows down to its minimum (far beyond
what Microsoft says is normally possible)-- and result in a faster, more-stable
system! If you're interested in
just what's essential in Windows, and would like to see what can be done without
the bells and whistles, check out http://www.98lite.net
! Well, a reader participating in
the "Sloooooow Reboot" discussion pointed out that 98Lite not only
speeds up Windows, but also lets it shut down *fast.* Check it out! Click to
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Frequent contributor George
Tullius writes: Mr Langa: I have had a problem
after installing Office2000. It seems that my system wants to sign on by itself
every time I boot up. This drove me mad. Tonight I got fed up and
went into START/PROGRAMS/ACCESSORIES/SYSTEM TOOLS/SYSTEM
INFORMATION/TOOLS/STARTUP, and removed the check marks from all start up
applications, and then as required rebooted. I [then] ...took the same path and
placed check marks on items I knew I wanted to start. Rebooted, then started
doing the others one at a time until I [found the item that was] attempting to
sign on by itself. I disabled that one. If others are having
this same problem I found it to be: Rundll
desktop16.dll.QUICKRES-RUNDLLENTRY This same startup option
was also preventing my system from going into Sleep mode. (It is possible that
this entry came from something else but it started happening after installing
Office2000.) If others are having
this problem then it is a good idea to try disabling [the above]. Thanks, George. That's actually a
pretty good way to troubleshoot *any* startup problem, too. Thanks! Click to
email this item to a friend Reader Wayne Hausknecht had been
having trouble getting the Office 2000 SR-1 Update to work with Works, but after
he (and I guess many others) besieged Microsoft tech support with
questions, Wayne now reports that, "The instructions Microsoft sent
me on how to install SR-1 over Works 2000 (and NT 4.0) are now included in their
updated installation page: http://officeupdate.microsoft.com/2000/downloadDetails/O2kSR1DDL.htm Thanks, Wayne! Click to
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A number of readers took
exception to my comments on Netscape's problems of the last few years (see http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2000/2000-04-13.htm#3),
interpreting those comments as reflexively pro-Microsoft. Man, this whole Microsoft thing
has polarized the thinking of so many people. If you criticize any element of a
non-Microsoft product or find anything positive about any product from
Microsoft, it means you're an unthinking stooge; in Bill Gates' pocket. The only politically-correct
thinking, I guess, is to hold that there is nothing bad about any Microsoft
competitor, ever. Likewise, there is nothing good about Microsoft, period. But political correctness doesn't
stop there: Any report about
something negative about Microsoft must automatically be true. Any report about
anything bad about Netscape must be false. No fact-checking is required because
Netscape is a high-tech saint; and Microsoft a sinner, right? What a crock. Netscape and
Microsoft both make good products and bad products; and each product has its own
good points and bad points. I discuss the good and the bad. As I said in the above-cited
newsletter, if the new Netscape browser ships with all the features it's
promising, it'll be a worthy contender in the browser wars. But that's a big "if."
Anyone can make up a list of features; making a list is easy. Actually
implementing the features is the hard part, and it remains to be seen if
Netscape/Mozilla can do it. But because of the influence of
politically correct groupthink, some people are willing to take Netscape's paper
promises at face value---despite a long history of broken vows from Netscape.
Me, I'll make up my mind only after I actually test the browser, rather than
relying on the untested assertions of some PR flack's white paper. Same with
Microsoft's browser--- or anyone's. But ironically, some of the same
writers who took me to task for "being a Microsoft fanatic" cited a
report that made the rounds last week about how Microsoft was abandoning Web
standards in IE 5.5: This was proof, the writers said, of how duplicitous
Microsoft is--- despite the fact that Microsoft actually, objectively and
demonstrably has by far the better record of Web standards support in their
browser products. (IE's standards support is by no means perfect, but it's
literally years ahead that of Netscape's shipping browser's.) For what it's worth, Microsoft
has formally denied the charges in that report, and has renewed its pledge of
support for Web standards. But the same people who *will* take Netscape's word
*won't* take Microsoft's word. Frankly,
I disbelieve the marketing-speak and position papers of them *both*. I'll wait
and see what the final, shipping products actually do and don't do before I
decide whether they're OK or not. Let the facts---not heated,
politically-correct groupthink---decide. I recommend you to do the same.
IMHO, getting swept up in groupthink rarely fosters good decision-making. The
world isn't as simple as the good/evil dualists would like you to think. By the way, to cut through the
hype and help introduce some preliminary facts into the Netscape 6.0 discussion,
in next Monday's column at WinMag.com, I'll have a ton of detail from a long
series of tests I've run on the preview version of Netscape 6. Stay tuned! Click to
email this item to a friend Aaron Smith works at GW Micro (gwmicro.com),
a company that produces "Window-Eyes." It's a screen-reader used by
people with visual impairments. Aaron wrote to me about a couple
of small changes I could make to Langa.Com that would make the site far more
friendly to the visually impaired. If you have a site, perhaps you could use
these tips too: Aaron first reminded me of an
item that had been on my to-do list after I launched the new site design a few
weeks ago: making sure that every image on the site had an "alt"
tag--- text that displays in a tool tip when you hold your mouse stationary over
an image. Screen reading software also uses alt tags to describe what an image
is to those who cannot see it. I'd included alt tags on many (but not all)
images on the site, so my first order of business was to tag the rest. For example, the LangaList banner
on my home page was coded this way: <img
src="images/indexbanner.jpg" width="520"
height="121"> but simply adding an alt tag
means that screen readers can now describe what the image is: <img
src="images/indexbanner.jpg" width="520"
height="121" alt="langalist home page"> With the tag in place,
screen-reading software will announce "LangaList Home Page" when it
comes to that image. There's a similar technique you
can use on image maps (an image that has clickable areas on it), but it's called
a "title" tag within the image map. I'd completely forgotten about
adding titles to the LangaList's navigational bar, which is actually an image
map. For example, the code that makes
the part of the navigation bar image that says "reader sites"
clickable was this: <area
href="readersites.htm" shape="rect" coords="6, 606,
129, 639"> but that made the nav bar useless
to the visually impaired because they had no easy way to know what each link
was. Changing that line to this solved the problem: <area
href="readersites.htm" shape="rect" coords="6, 606,
129, 639" title="reader sites"> Thanks, Aaron, for bringing this
to my attention. I don't want to raise barriers to anyone. I'd like my site to
be as accessible as I can make it--- and I bet you feel the same way about your
site. Check out your tags! Click to
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email this item to a friend Reader David Burrows tells us
"How To Deal with Telemarketers" It's long--- but I laughed out loud
at a couple of the items. Now, if I only have the courage to try some of
these... 1. If they want to loan
you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some
money. 2. If they start out
with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because
no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is
acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." 3. If they say they're
John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell
the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in
business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are
they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions
about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if
you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ
Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask,
"What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in
surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?"
Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to
figure out where the hell she could know you from. 6. Say "No",
over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo,
even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they
hang up. 7. If MCI calls trying
to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a
voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my
friend?" 8. If the company cleans
rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How
about HUMAN blood? 9. After the
Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all
flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a
complete stranger. 10. Tell the
Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to
employees. 11. Answer the phone. As
soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or
scream, "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up. 12. Tell the
Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you
his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer
explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I
guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer
will agree and you say, "Me, either!" Hang up. 13.Ask them to repeat
everything they say, several times. 14.Tell them it is
dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone
while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue
with your dinner conversation. 15. Tell the
Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could
bring you some beer. 16. Ask them to fax the
information to you, and make up a number. 17. Tell the
Telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you,
I'm not wearing any clothes." 18. Insist that the
caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it
out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?" 19. Tell them you are
hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...louder... 20. Tell them to talk
VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Click to
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