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The LangaList

7-Oct-99

A Free Email Newsletter from Fred Langa About BrowserTune,
HotSpots, Columns, Tips & Tricks, and Other Activities

In This Issue:
How Fast Is “Fast Enough?”
DOS Really * Is* Dead
Those Email Format Blues
What's Has The Best, Most Interesting, Most Useful,
and Strangest Sites the Web has To Offer?

More Delete-able Files
And We Have A Winner!
BT2K Update
Netscape 4.7 Arrives
Just For Grins

More!

How Fast Is “Fast Enough?”

Everyone knows what a "yuk" computer experience is: when a system is frustratingly slow and seems unable to get out of low gear. But have you ever had a real, rock-you-back-on-your-heels, “Wow” moment with a PC? You know, when you saw something so unexpected or fast or dazzling that you were literally astonished?

In this jaded age, those moments seem to come further and further apart. But I certainly remember one of my first: It was the day, years ago, when I traded in my original 4.77MHz IBM PC-XT for a 10MHz “Turbo” PC from a company called PC’s Limited---the company that later became Dell Computer.

With just a press of that wondrous Turbo switch, I had at my fingertips what previously only was possible via overclocking or other hacker-esque exploits: I could double the speed of my machine. It was awesome.

I also remember, some years later, when I first saw an “accelerated graphics” card. Same effect: Wow!

Today, I’m typing this column on a 550MHz Pentium III. With four foreground apps and nine background apps running, the System Monitor app tells me I’m using all of 13% of the CPU’s cycles. Yes, I easily can spike the CPU use to 100%, and when I’m doing something really computationally intense, the system is noticeably faster than the P2/400 it replaced. But for all that, using the system is not a “Wow” experience.

This system also has an AGP 3D graphics card with 32MB of video RAM and a graphics coprocessor so beefy that it needs its own cooling fan. But for all that graphics power, I can only see a visible difference over my previous card in a few limited (and most non-business) apps. And at that, it’s more of a “That’s nice” than a “Wow.”

How important is that "wow?" Some people always go for the "wow" when they're buying and that's fine. But many others (especially in business) can't always afford the latest, greatest hardware. Instead, they need to look for the sweet spot in the performance curve: That happy middle ground is where your system is fast enough to do what you need done, period. These systems don't come with excess power and features that you don't really need, but neither do they saddle you with frustrating, driving-with-the-brakes-on performance. Not too big, not too small: just right.

My InformationWeek column this week tries to define the middle ground between "yuk" and "wow." <grin> I'll tell you what kinds of machines I think provide acceptable minimum standards; which exceed the minimums in a rational, economically defensible manner; and which fall off the curve.

But what’s your take? If you’re replacing a PC, what’s the minimum “step up” it takes to feel that you're getting something better? How do you determine the tradeoff between purely technical needs and the slippery realm of user satisfaction? Does the “Wow” effect matter? At what point do you declare old machines obsolete? What standards do you use for specing new hardware? Join in the discussion at http://www.informationweek.com/langaletter !

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DOS Really *Is* Dead

I won't beat a dead horse---or operating system---but the reader email on the last few columns involving Temp file cleanup has been very, very eye-opening. (See http://www.langa.com/newsletters/sept-27-99.htm#temp , http://www.langa.com/newsletters/sept-30-99.htm and http://www.langa.com/newsletters/oct-4-99.htm#wow

A significant number of readers, for example, had never before booted their system directly to DOS or run their PCs without the graphical interface. I'm probably showing my age (ahem) but it simply hadn't occurred to me that DOS would be so alien to so many people. 

It's mostly a good thing: a sign that Windows has matured. But all operating systems benefit from some knowledge of what's going on under the hood. And some systems (Linux, for example) *demand* reasonably extensive "command line" skills to use them much at all. So it surprised me that so many people had never even seen command-line DOS operate.

For example, many readers were confused by one of the responses DOS may give when you run the little cleanup batch file I showed you: You may see "File Not Found" on your screen, which many readers took to mean that something was wrong with the Cleanup.Bat file itself. But that's not the case. 

Here's what was going on: The batch file issues a command to DOS to delete any files that end in "ZIP" and "EXE" inside one of the Temporary folders. But if you don't have any ZIP or EXE files, DOS can't find anything to delete, and thus reports "File not found." Once you know what it means, it's obvious what's going on. But if you don't know DOS, it can be confusing.

Of course, cryptic commands/responses are one of the reasons the world moved to graphical interfaces in the first place. But sometimes, the graphical shells get in the way of what you need to do if you really want full control over your system, and that's where a passing knowledge of DOS can help a lot. For another example, see the next item.

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Those Email Format Blues

If you're reading this newsletter in email, you're seeing it in a fairly plain and almost format-less manner: I send the newsletter that way to ensure maximum compatibility with the wide range of mail readers out there. (Don't get me started about AOL's proprietary format, or Juno's inability to handle attachments, or HotMail's security problems or--- well, see? I got started anyway! 8-) )  Because the newsletter format is deliberately generic, the final formatting of the email version of the newsletter is actually controlled by your email reader, not by me.

Sometimes that causes problems, especially when there's a long line of text--- a URL or command---I'm trying to show you. I send those lines "unwrapped" so that they are delivered to you as the one long line they should be. But some email readers wrap the text (that is, start a new line) at about the 60th, 70th or 80th character, so what I send as one long line may appear in your email reader as two lines.

That happened to some readers in the last issue. One of the Cleanup.Bat lines was too long for some email readers, which wrapped the text. Alas, DOS command can't be wrapped---if you send DOS a one-line command wrapped into two lines, DOS treats each line separately and gets confused.

For example, the first line of the Cleanup batch file was

c:\windows\command\deltree /y c:\windows\temp

The above should appear as one line from the initial "C:" to the final "\temp." If it appears something like this

c:\windows\command\deltree /y 
c:\windows\temp

in your email reader, then your email reader has turned the one line into two. Because it is a one-line command, sending it to DOS as two lines won't work. DOS will say something like "Parameter missing" when it tries to run the first line, and something like "Bad command or file name" when it tries to run the second.

Long-time DOS mavens could figure out what was wrong with the wrapped command. But, naturally, people who weren't DOS-familiar got the error and didn't know why.  

This is a problem with two parts. One is the email formatting itself: HTML formatting avoids all these problems and I hope one day reasonably soon to offer a by-mail HTML version of the newsletter. HTML allows the sender to control the formatting, so you'll see exactly what I send.

I don't send out HTML now because many mail programs can't display it properly: I'll actually have to start a second mailing list and maintain two lists---one for people who want text, and another for the HTML version. 

For now, the only way to see a fully-formatted HTML version of this newsletter is to click on over to http://www.langa.com and click on the "what's new" link for the current newsletter, or the "archives" link for past issues. It's not as convenient as getting it right in your mailbox, but at least you'll see the newsletter in a correct format.

And I especially recommend that you visit the site to see the HTML version if you run into trouble with long URLs or commands presented here: you'll see the URLs in fully-clickable format, and long lines in exactly the way they're supposed to appear.

The other part of the problem is that many of us could use a little more knowledge about DOS. Don't get me wrong: I'm glad DOS is essentially dead. But some command-line knowledge is a good thing. So watch for a column and discussion on this next week. DOS experts can share their knowledge, and DOS newbies can learn. Done right, we'll all get something out of it. Stay tuned!

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What Has The Best, Most Interesting, Most Useful,
and Strangest Sites the Web has To Offer?

The HotSpots page---that's what. Every day, the HotSpots page spotlights one site that has at least one outstanding attribute. It might be an especially information-rich site, or one that employs awesome web-design elements. Sometimes it a site that's laugh-out-loud funny---either intentionally or not! And sometimes the sites are simply very, very strange. But they're always interesting and at least worth a look.

The HotSpots page is free and is available at http://www.browsertune.com/flanga/hotspots.htm .Tens of thousands of people have made it their home page so they can start their time online each day with a guaranteed-interesting site. For example, some of the eclectic sites recently featured include:

More Delete-able Files

Paul J McMahon Jr. writes:

Fred,

Many times, after installing an application, the program will leave temporary or compressed work files on the drive, but not in a TEMP area. These files will clutter your drive, and would be difficult to detect if vendors didn't use some simple standards. There are several standards for these files, but fortunately not too many to prevent locating and cleaning them up. Search your whole hard drive with File Find for files named _*.* , ~*.* , *.??_ , and *.??~ .

Using File Find, locate *.GID. These files are help index files which get created whenever you use help in an application. Deleting the files will provide you with some disk space, and in the event you actually need to use help within an application, the files are recreated automatically upon usage.

Also locate *.AVI. Several applications, including many Microsoft applications use these animation files to help users master skills like pointing, clicking, dragging, maximizing, minimizing, etc. Chances are your hard drive contains many of these files which are of no use to anyone except the most novice of users.

When installing applications, most software vendors include simple text files to deal with problems that may arise. Sometimes the files contain important information about driver releases, and support contact information, but most are seldom needed past the installation stage. Use File Find to located *READ*ME*. You'll be surprised at how many there actually are.

Thanks, Paul!

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And We Have A Winner!

Congratulations to reader Bill Salyers, who won a free copy of "Poor Richard's E-Mail Publishing: Creating Newsletters, Bulletins, Discussion Groups and Other Powerful Communications Tools." This $29.95 book has been described as "An excellent, straightforward manual on email publishing, banner ads, driving traffic and especially ethics." (Full details also available via the link that follows.)

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Once a month or so, I draw one name, at random, from among those who have used the recommendation form, and award a prize. (Note that this isn't some big-company sweepstakes: It's just my informal way of saying thanks for your help in spreading the word about this newsletter.)  

If you think the LangaList is a worthwhile read, just use the link above to recommend the LangaList to a friend. Your friend just may find a new source of useful information; I just may gain a new subscriber; and you just may win a book!

Or, if you'd rather try to win a Palm III organizer, use this link instead:

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Either way, thank you, and good luck!

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BT2K Update

I finally found a way around some of the nagging problems that were bothering a small number of users of the BT2K beta. It was an actual "aha!" moment. 8-)

The new version will be posted soon. Meanwhile, the current update is live and running at http://www.browsertune.com/bt2kfull/ !

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Netscape 4.7 Arrives

Talk about priorities: I keep waiting for Netscape to fix the fundamental problems in their browser, but they just keep adding bells and whistles.

You can get the "new" Communicator 4.7 at http://home.netscape.com/computing/download/index.html , but all that's new is two audio add-ons ("Netscape radio"  and WinAmp); a "shopping button for instant access to all of your favorite stores;" and a new version of AOL Messenger.

Imagine: If you want Communicator to properly handle scripts or DHTML, well, tough luck. But if you want a "shopping button," now you're all set. Sigh.

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Just For Grins

More Klingonese! Last week's "Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer" generated a mini-flood of follow-on email:


13th, 14th and 15th things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:

"My code just dumped Stova Core!" 

"Your code is weak and without honor!"

" Today is a good day to decompile! "


TOP 10 THINGS LIKELY TO BE HEARD FROM YOUR KLINGON QA ENGINEER

10) "Our battle-scarred lab will SHRED your arrogant code, and we will celebrate afterwards with blood wine!"

9) "Feel your heart beating. Scent your prey. Remember your hunter ancestors, who would stop at nothing to replicate an elusive bug...."

8) "This gaagh-riddled code is without honor!"

7) "A true Klingon warrior does NOT write code with access violations! Prepare to die."

6) "You boast, but I will destroy your code to avenge my mother, who died closing an SPR."

5) "You worthless _targs_ couldn't fix that in a thousand years!"

4) "You cowards dare to challenge ME? That module disintegrated well BEFORE I picked up my bat-leth!"

3) "Tomorrow is the code freeze. It will be a good day to die."

2) "My father and his father before him served the Empire by battling every version of this mangy UI; therefore, I will draw my own blood rather than let this one go to beta!"

1) "On the home world, we assassinate programmers for code like yours!"

(Thanks Bruce Davis, Mart M., Oliver Xymoron, Debbie Blicher and Michael Fessler)

See you next issue!
 
 

Best,

Fred

(fred@langa.com)

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